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I only post on here when I’m drunk.
Off to get into bed with the love of my life but my breath and hands smell like battered ass. I guess I shouldn’t have eaten that etc etc
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Off to get into bed with the love of my life but my breath and hands smell like battered ass. I guess I shouldn’t have eaten that etc etc
Stanning hard on Lily Allen rn
October 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Stanning hard on Lily Allen rn
‘Ethical’ news websites should make it very obvious how to close pop up ads. TRUSTNO1
September 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
‘Ethical’ news websites should make it very obvious how to close pop up ads. TRUSTNO1
Happy September the 11th!
September 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Happy September the 11th!
Make Banksy Controversial Again
September 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Make Banksy Controversial Again
Wait, did Santan Dave write the rap in the new Ed Sheeran song?
August 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Wait, did Santan Dave write the rap in the new Ed Sheeran song?
I’m sorry but if you class yourself as a ‘Smurfologist’ then it makes me want to say something mean.
July 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I’m sorry but if you class yourself as a ‘Smurfologist’ then it makes me want to say something mean.
If you think you’re ok by the way, then you’re a tory. Stop being okay. Suffer. Or lend me a tenner. Please… just a tenner… slap.
July 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If you think you’re ok by the way, then you’re a tory. Stop being okay. Suffer. Or lend me a tenner. Please… just a tenner… slap.
Dear Lord, please grant me with the intelligence to know why PrimeMinisters Question Time is able to take a break when things aren’t ok like, anywhere
July 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Dear Lord, please grant me with the intelligence to know why PrimeMinisters Question Time is able to take a break when things aren’t ok like, anywhere
Mega pint… super injunction… super pint… new superman film is apparently ok. Would be better if he released the Epstein files tho
July 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Mega pint… super injunction… super pint… new superman film is apparently ok. Would be better if he released the Epstein files tho
Can is so close to can’t and can’t is so close to Cunt.
July 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Can is so close to can’t and can’t is so close to Cunt.
Dylan was a Juggalo
July 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Dylan was a Juggalo
Dear Lord, please can I never learn what ‘Grok’ is
July 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Dear Lord, please can I never learn what ‘Grok’ is
Dear Lord, please make me like Yungblud 🙏
July 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Dear Lord, please make me like Yungblud 🙏
It’s almost like none of the promoters who booked Bob Vylan before last week ever bothered to actually listen to their music 😂
July 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It’s almost like none of the promoters who booked Bob Vylan before last week ever bothered to actually listen to their music 😂
Hearing people slag off Washlettes whilst complaining about having itchy bums tonight. Deeply concerning. Cleanyour fucking ring piece properly you absolute stinky cavemen. They went straight to jokes about eating asses. Eat a pooey ass for me you fucking crocodile dundee.
June 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Hearing people slag off Washlettes whilst complaining about having itchy bums tonight. Deeply concerning. Cleanyour fucking ring piece properly you absolute stinky cavemen. They went straight to jokes about eating asses. Eat a pooey ass for me you fucking crocodile dundee.
Mini-Cheddars. Genius. You ever just eat one at a time? They are double the price yet smaller. Mad ting.
June 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Mini-Cheddars. Genius. You ever just eat one at a time? They are double the price yet smaller. Mad ting.
Stop having a good time I hate it (I don’t)
June 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Stop having a good time I hate it (I don’t)
Sometimes sounds doesn’t need to matter it just needs to be there
June 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Sometimes sounds doesn’t need to matter it just needs to be there
My best friend Lesley says she’s just being Miley.
June 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My best friend Lesley says she’s just being Miley.
The older I get the more I realise the music journalists in the late 90s / early 2000s didn’t know absolute dick and I should have been reading MOJO and listening to Radio 2 all along
June 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The older I get the more I realise the music journalists in the late 90s / early 2000s didn’t know absolute dick and I should have been reading MOJO and listening to Radio 2 all along
The only way to win in a Las Vegas casino is to exit as soon as you enter
June 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The only way to win in a Las Vegas casino is to exit as soon as you enter
Does ChatGPT have a bias? Don’t worry I’ll ask it myself
June 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Does ChatGPT have a bias? Don’t worry I’ll ask it myself
Wish I’d included crunchy onions on me tuna salad now. I’ll tell ya that much.
June 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Wish I’d included crunchy onions on me tuna salad now. I’ll tell ya that much.