TheCynicalOptimist
@thecynicaloptimist.bsky.social
🇺🇸A Woman’s Place is in The Resistance 🇺🇸
Clarence Residents for Human Rights; Buffalo North Towns
Married Momma of 2. George Carlin is my idol. No Bio-No Follow. DMs off.
Creating art for my mental health --> https://cynnicaloptimist.etsy.com
Clarence Residents for Human Rights; Buffalo North Towns
Married Momma of 2. George Carlin is my idol. No Bio-No Follow. DMs off.
Creating art for my mental health --> https://cynnicaloptimist.etsy.com
My favorite quote is “Don’t touch my bottom or I’ll think you have a machete.”
Also - “I want the healthy glow of someone who works out without having to actually go to the gym.”
🤣🤣 and his movies 🍿 Kirk really makes the show in so many ways.
Also - “I want the healthy glow of someone who works out without having to actually go to the gym.”
🤣🤣 and his movies 🍿 Kirk really makes the show in so many ways.
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My favorite quote is “Don’t touch my bottom or I’ll think you have a machete.”
Also - “I want the healthy glow of someone who works out without having to actually go to the gym.”
🤣🤣 and his movies 🍿 Kirk really makes the show in so many ways.
Also - “I want the healthy glow of someone who works out without having to actually go to the gym.”
🤣🤣 and his movies 🍿 Kirk really makes the show in so many ways.
My daughters also sleep to it 😂 - lots of background chatter, nothing creepy or scary and no sudden noises makes for a good background show.
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My daughters also sleep to it 😂 - lots of background chatter, nothing creepy or scary and no sudden noises makes for a good background show.
But even what they’ve given him up front is insane.
Maybe he started giving shareholders free ketamine because that’s the only reason I could think of that they would capitulate so hard.
Maybe he started giving shareholders free ketamine because that’s the only reason I could think of that they would capitulate so hard.
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
But even what they’ve given him up front is insane.
Maybe he started giving shareholders free ketamine because that’s the only reason I could think of that they would capitulate so hard.
Maybe he started giving shareholders free ketamine because that’s the only reason I could think of that they would capitulate so hard.
They spent money convincing other shareholders to vote for it! Wild.
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
They spent money convincing other shareholders to vote for it! Wild.
Kirk Gleason is everything to me.
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Kirk Gleason is everything to me.
I sleep to the show every night. Back to the part where she turns down Logan’s proposal and frankly it’s disappointing because they deserve each other.
The show still plays like a cozy fireplace for me, so I will keep on re-watching 🤣
The show still plays like a cozy fireplace for me, so I will keep on re-watching 🤣
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I sleep to the show every night. Back to the part where she turns down Logan’s proposal and frankly it’s disappointing because they deserve each other.
The show still plays like a cozy fireplace for me, so I will keep on re-watching 🤣
The show still plays like a cozy fireplace for me, so I will keep on re-watching 🤣
So he threatened to leave the company and gain control of a massive robot army.
Jesus.
Jesus.
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
So he threatened to leave the company and gain control of a massive robot army.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Makes me wonder what Elon threatened.
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Makes me wonder what Elon threatened.
For a few days, sure. But once the pain of increased premiums sets in, that might be a different.
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
For a few days, sure. But once the pain of increased premiums sets in, that might be a different.
Wow - these shareholders are nuts.
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Wow - these shareholders are nuts.
The terms of the deal lay out that his money will be tied to the success of Tesla. If Elon doesn’t deliver, he doesn’t get the money.
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The terms of the deal lay out that his money will be tied to the success of Tesla. If Elon doesn’t deliver, he doesn’t get the money.
We knew Republicans wanted to screw us over, but we went through a 40 day shutdown with the entire country blaming GOP and they folded AGAIN.
Fuck them.
Fuck them.
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
We knew Republicans wanted to screw us over, but we went through a 40 day shutdown with the entire country blaming GOP and they folded AGAIN.
Fuck them.
Fuck them.
Ewwww... I forgot about the whole "give you a child" thing. Cringe.
a man is yawning in front of a shower curtain and saying ew .
ALT: a man is yawning in front of a shower curtain and saying ew .
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November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Ewwww... I forgot about the whole "give you a child" thing. Cringe.