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Cryptmaster
@thecryptmaster.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
A happy Halloween to one and all. Stay spooky!🖤
October 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
October 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
October 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I hate to be a spelling pedant, but the Battlefield 6 team should surely have had enough money for a proofreader? I'm assuming they meant "cues", not "queues"...

Actually, I take that first part back, I love to be a spelling pedant.
October 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
September 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Absolutely disgusted to receive this review which claims my weighty, grimdark exploration of the deepest reaches of the human soul is like "a good stand-up comedy routine".
September 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I made a linocut of myself because I need a new hobby. Petulantly manipulating the world according to my own twisted whims feels very passé these days. It's a crowded field...
July 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I wonder if anyone has yet realised that the latest update to my game contains a clue to the location of a REAL prize in a REAL WORLD location? The clue is written in plain view, though not in black and white...
July 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Poor Steven...
May 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
May 18, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I'm feeling frisky today. Give me a number in the replies and I'll answer.
May 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
1500 reviews and still overwhelmingly positive!

I feel there are still people who might enjoy the game so maybe it's time to address a few common misconceptions:

- It's FUNNY not SCARY!
- It doesn't use AI!
- If doesn't require a perfect vocabulary!
- It probably won't curse your computer/console!
May 15, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I'm sorry, but I call AI (fingers overlapping). Of course, if I'm mistaken then you have a very talented kid!
May 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Sadist.
May 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
For ONE DAY only you can scoop up my award-winning game on Steam for a insultingly low price! Pass the word!

store.steampowered.com/app/1885110/...
May 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I am delighted to have won three awards from @yagashow.bsky.social! Best Gameplay, Most Innovative and Best Song from @surasshu.com! My withered heart swells with pride!
February 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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