Ohhhh! Got it 👍 sorry - I’ve been doing double shifts the last 2 weeks because of Halloween, so I’m catching up! 😘🥰🎃

Huh?

Ok 👍 you’ve got my number 😘

Also, this whole purity politics thing is absolutely killing us. At this point, I truly am not concerned about skeletons in the closet when there are literal goosesteppers holding the levers of power. Every now and then, sometimes to do a great right you have to do a little wrong.

I think of him as a shark that likes to eat other sharks…especially fascist sharks…so tasty

Furthermore, I don’t think any truly talented or self respecting MUA/stylist/weaveologist would touch him with a 10ft pole. Which would explain why the toupee looks like a yellow cotton candy rug. 👎

I don’t get the sense that he spends a lot of time (or money) in the makeup chair or at the tailor’s, and he famously also apparently brutalized Ivanka after a bad hair transplant - because of course that was *her* fault…😡
His slovenliness in his appearance is a perfect example of his character here

I also think he had his own belligerent aesthetic predilections which I’m sure makes him a fucking delight 🙄 to work with, which is why the finely ground Cheeto dust never covers his ears or his eyes, and they end up neon white or ham colored. It’s also why the fit of his suits are garbage.

There have been reports for at least a decade now that he has a weave somewhere in the $60K range. I think it’s quite possible he now has a toupee on film lace - which is ultra fine flesh colored lace that has hair ventilated into it. Basically, it’s a hair unit to cover up an expanding bald spot.

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