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He/They the yoinky sploinky man
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Here u go lil man all for u
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Harrod's Favorite
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
“Frozen peppermint hit chocolate” it’s a fucking peppermint mocha frap you stupid fucks
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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He had to ask for this thumbnail to be made while his wife is in the hospital
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Harrod Has a Gun
November 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Louie CK won a Grammy for a set about his cancellation and just got a glowing profile in the Wall Street Journal to promote his new book
When people talk about the excesses of MeToo, they have to lie, because the reality is that there was no massive social reckoning forcing people to believe survivors or hold perpetrators accountable. In fact, there has been a significant backsliding and new punishments in rejection of MeToo
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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i like old yugioh's slower gameplay until i have to edit a duel and it's turn 27 of going back and forth for 5 seconds of nothing happening and i have to keep switching the POV and i want to attack someone with my bare hands
November 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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<me, normal> Astrograph Sorcerer is such a beautiful card, it should really be one of the first full arts YuGiOh does.

<my wife, full of evil> Yeah pendulums kinda deserve the full art treatment period. We deserve to see Endymion's feet.
November 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Pls stop scooping I promise I am testing Gimmick Puppet for an amazing reason
October 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Someone is trying to debate me for saying Revengeance as one of the best games ever made and I'm sorry but Rules of Nature rips and it accidentally nailed the incoherence of modern day American fascism more correctly than any other piece of media so I think my case is strong.
October 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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still thinking about this article today. so many societal ills are caused by people white-washing what actually happens. it's awful to see games do it too.

can't wait for cozy domestic violence simulator or cozy kkk simulator
a wholesome plane has hit the second cozy tower
more like no thoughts to declare
blog.giovanh.com
October 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Igloo
October 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Platner should've fixed it by adding Calvin peeing on the existing tattoo
October 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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New York City is the Artmage Academic Arcane Arts Acropolis of America
October 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Some Yugioh players need to learn to surrender
October 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever
October 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I hate that the average Yugioh player has been brainwashed into hating Pendulum I am waging a full scale war against pendulum haters
October 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM