socialistmacmiller
@thecontingencyplan.bsky.social
I whine about the US government and sometimes I’m funny
If you ever fuck up making a dish, just call it “Chicago style”
March 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If you ever fuck up making a dish, just call it “Chicago style”
It wouldn’t be a month if my car didn’t start giving me trouble right as all my bills get paid.
If anyone can spare a few bucks my Venmo and cash app are jpfrye1995
If anyone can spare a few bucks my Venmo and cash app are jpfrye1995
March 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It wouldn’t be a month if my car didn’t start giving me trouble right as all my bills get paid.
If anyone can spare a few bucks my Venmo and cash app are jpfrye1995
If anyone can spare a few bucks my Venmo and cash app are jpfrye1995
Cats are better than dogs. This IS a political post
February 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Cats are better than dogs. This IS a political post
Hey you definitely shouldn’t clog up this specific email address with things you did to fuck with DOGE. You especially shouldn’t do this if you aren’t even a government employee
February 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Hey you definitely shouldn’t clog up this specific email address with things you did to fuck with DOGE. You especially shouldn’t do this if you aren’t even a government employee
The only good thing America ever voted for was Kelly Clarkson
February 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The only good thing America ever voted for was Kelly Clarkson
Non political post: I have two new toys and I feel very good about my life rn in spite of the world being on fire
February 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Non political post: I have two new toys and I feel very good about my life rn in spite of the world being on fire
Trump didn’t leave the Super Bowl early because they were booing him. He left because he shit himself. Bad. It was a home base cleanup type situation, the facilities at the stadium were simply not equipped to deal with it
February 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Trump didn’t leave the Super Bowl early because they were booing him. He left because he shit himself. Bad. It was a home base cleanup type situation, the facilities at the stadium were simply not equipped to deal with it
Also Kendrick is the GOAT. He’s made me realize I don’t take being a hater seriously enough. Loved every second of that performance despite not being the target audience
February 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Also Kendrick is the GOAT. He’s made me realize I don’t take being a hater seriously enough. Loved every second of that performance despite not being the target audience
Explaining to my right wing mother that her being a woman does in fact make her a DEI hire
February 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Explaining to my right wing mother that her being a woman does in fact make her a DEI hire
Anyone who caught the Royal Rumble last night, who else genuinely thought for a solid 3 or 4 seconds that Kevin Owens was dead after THAT slam onto the ladder?
February 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Anyone who caught the Royal Rumble last night, who else genuinely thought for a solid 3 or 4 seconds that Kevin Owens was dead after THAT slam onto the ladder?
All my homies hate AI
Having said that, it’s hysterical watching Deepseek absolutely plow every American AI model
Having said that, it’s hysterical watching Deepseek absolutely plow every American AI model
January 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
All my homies hate AI
Having said that, it’s hysterical watching Deepseek absolutely plow every American AI model
Having said that, it’s hysterical watching Deepseek absolutely plow every American AI model
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'The Office' was pro-office propaganda whereas 'Severance' is the realistic show about how being at the office makes you go insane
January 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
'The Office' was pro-office propaganda whereas 'Severance' is the realistic show about how being at the office makes you go insane
Hey I’m sure you’ve all seen that dude on TikTok telling people how to report their undocumented neighbors to ICE. Here’s how to use that in a positive way
January 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hey I’m sure you’ve all seen that dude on TikTok telling people how to report their undocumented neighbors to ICE. Here’s how to use that in a positive way
Hey I’m sure you’ve all seen that dude on TikTok telling people how to report their undocumented neighbors to ICE. Here’s how to use that in a positive way
January 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hey I’m sure you’ve all seen that dude on TikTok telling people how to report their undocumented neighbors to ICE. Here’s how to use that in a positive way
ACAB includes both Olivia Dunham and people who drive Ford Explorers
January 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
ACAB includes both Olivia Dunham and people who drive Ford Explorers
Non political post: Apparently Ronnie Radke and his wife Saraya split up, which means that attention starved man child will put out a song about her and call it “A New Day” or something
IYKYK
IYKYK
January 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Non political post: Apparently Ronnie Radke and his wife Saraya split up, which means that attention starved man child will put out a song about her and call it “A New Day” or something
IYKYK
IYKYK
Reposted by socialistmacmiller
N*zis and N*zi sympathizers do not deserve life. They do not deserve any kindness. They deserve pain and misery.
January 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
N*zis and N*zi sympathizers do not deserve life. They do not deserve any kindness. They deserve pain and misery.
“It WaS A rOmAn SaLuTe” Okay post a video of yourself doing a Roman salute you pathetic cowards
January 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
“It WaS A rOmAn SaLuTe” Okay post a video of yourself doing a Roman salute you pathetic cowards
So President Musk is an actual Nazi. Damn that’s crazy, who wants to go scalp collecting?
January 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
So President Musk is an actual Nazi. Damn that’s crazy, who wants to go scalp collecting?
Donald Trump was best friends with Epstein, has almost definitely raped children, and the world would be better if someone Luigi’d him
January 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Donald Trump was best friends with Epstein, has almost definitely raped children, and the world would be better if someone Luigi’d him
Reposted by socialistmacmiller
Just so you know this is what men look like in trumps America
January 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Just so you know this is what men look like in trumps America
Tupac was right about Snoop
January 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Tupac was right about Snoop
Non political post: My partner is fluent in French and I finally downloaded Duolingo just to see the look on her face when I come home from work and ask “Comment s'est passée ta journée, mon amour?”
January 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Non political post: My partner is fluent in French and I finally downloaded Duolingo just to see the look on her face when I come home from work and ask “Comment s'est passée ta journée, mon amour?”
Just so there is absolutely NO confusion
January 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Just so there is absolutely NO confusion