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Stuck with you in the dumbest possible timeline. WILL beat you in Magic: The Gathering. Loves Anime but most likely not the ones you love. Might get NSFW and/or political. 🏳️‍⚧️. 🇩🇪 🇬🇧 🇯🇵. Sie/ihr/she/her.
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Kiki-Jiki. Enabler of combos, friend to Tammies worldwide, The Only Goblin For Five Mana You Want To Play Besides Siege-Gang Commander, 20+ years OG Kamigawa-dwelling, hanging with dragons, duplicating your ETB and death triggers, starting the fire, ending the game.
November 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Felt the exact same way on my first day on estrogens. Didn't know Sanda was that relatable.
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
('Demand' image courtesy of @cardboard-crack.bsky.social.)
October 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Shouldn't a regime that's so reliant on the power of propaganda images send some, you know, intimidating hunks in their first wave instead of the very non-threatening chunky boi platoon?
October 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I mean, just look at this amazing @rhondalibbey.bsky.social art. LOOK AT IT. Why would I ever want to prefer a drawing of a comical hero lifting some unidentifiable machinery to this perfect match of art, mechanic, and flavor?
September 12, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Nächste Woche dann J. K. Rowlings Meinung zum Selbstbestimmungsgesetz und Stephen Miller über den Unsinn von Artikel 1 des Grundgesetzes.

Ernsthaft jetzt, @zeit.de. Das ist noch widerwärtiger als die Überschriften zu Euren Kochrezepten.
September 4, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Leute, GUTE NACHRICHTEN! Raus mit der Kohle, sonst VERPASST IHR den Reichtum!
August 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Let's see if I can get a Magic: The Gathering rules question answered. How does Pallada-Mors, the Ruiner interact with Kathril, Aspect Warper? Does its situational Hexproof still count towards Kathril's ability? I just can't find anything regarding this in the Comprehensive Rules. #mtg #magicrules
August 21, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Der Stiftnürsel und ich, immer schon geschmackvoll. Time Gentlemen, Please! war faszinierend gut.

1) Half-Life Episode 2
2) Trine + The Secret of Monkey Island Special Edition
3) Time Gentlemen, Please!
4) Braid
5) Machinarium
August 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
August 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Oh thank you, DuckDuckGo. Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU.
August 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
May 29, 2025 at 7:39 AM
May 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Nee ist klar, Bots. Das Internet ist ein jämmerlicher Ort geworden.
April 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Ja nun, ich bin halt nicht mehr taufrisch.
March 30, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Geld.
January 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
December 26, 2024 at 5:33 PM
December 16, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Mr. Oathbreaker here would like a few words.
December 14, 2024 at 12:29 AM
(I'm so, so very sorry about this.)
December 11, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Hab ich letzten Monat gemacht!
December 6, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Willkommen zur Party.
December 6, 2024 at 7:40 AM
That would be Opt, Top, and Pot.
November 28, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Friedrich Merz origin story
November 16, 2024 at 5:06 PM