Chris Newman 🇬🇧
@thechrisnewman.bsky.social
Ex 🎵 and 🎭 industry. Previously heard on BBC Radio. Live broadcast, current affairs and West End theatre.
This should read “unpresidential”.
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 AM
This should read “unpresidential”.
Piggies lifes matter.
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Piggies lifes matter.
Piggies lifes matter.
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Piggies lifes matter.
“Perfect” a typical medical term. I call shenanigans.
October 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
“Perfect” a typical medical term. I call shenanigans.
And they all lived happily ever after.
October 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
And they all lived happily ever after.
While he’s at it, he might as well rename the entire building.
The Orange House has quite a ring to it.
The Orange House has quite a ring to it.
October 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
While he’s at it, he might as well rename the entire building.
The Orange House has quite a ring to it.
The Orange House has quite a ring to it.
Is the Saturday lad writing the headlines today?
October 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Is the Saturday lad writing the headlines today?
I’m taking my ball and going home.
October 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I’m taking my ball and going home.
Apparently, if he’d been President, this war would never have happened. Who knew. 🤷🏼♂️
October 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Apparently, if he’d been President, this war would never have happened. Who knew. 🤷🏼♂️
From here on in this should be reported as “ceasefire”. Clearly it’s not working.
October 21, 2025 at 8:53 AM
From here on in this should be reported as “ceasefire”. Clearly it’s not working.
I doubt he’ll lose any sleep over this.
October 21, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I doubt he’ll lose any sleep over this.
Did the Argentinian farmers vote for this ass?
October 20, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Did the Argentinian farmers vote for this ass?
It’ll all be on EBay by now.
October 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
It’ll all be on EBay by now.
Then you can expect a showdown 🤷🏼♂️
October 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Then you can expect a showdown 🤷🏼♂️
I shouldn’t mock the afflicted.
October 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I shouldn’t mock the afflicted.
…and maybe some time for inner reflection. You might have a change of heart.
October 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
…and maybe some time for inner reflection. You might have a change of heart.
Start on Monday.
October 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Start on Monday.
Live by the sword - die by the sword.
September 5, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Live by the sword - die by the sword.
I can’t think Putin is serious about anything right now; sad but true.
August 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I can’t think Putin is serious about anything right now; sad but true.
Oh, so it’s you is it?
August 23, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Oh, so it’s you is it?
At this rate the “Tri-lat” is going to clash with his second state visit to the UK. I wonder which will get his priority.
August 22, 2025 at 8:34 AM
At this rate the “Tri-lat” is going to clash with his second state visit to the UK. I wonder which will get his priority.