The Chris Michael®️
@thechrismichael.bsky.social
Old-school junglist in a top-40 world
📍 NYCish
📍 NYCish
POV: you are “Bubba”
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
POV: you are “Bubba”
You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about.
Rate my setup
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Rate my setup
IDF be like
October 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
IDF be like
“BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL”
October 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL”
“Mom! Can we get Fukushima?”
“No, we have Fukushima at home”
The Fukushima at home:
“No, we have Fukushima at home”
The Fukushima at home:
October 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
“Mom! Can we get Fukushima?”
“No, we have Fukushima at home”
The Fukushima at home:
“No, we have Fukushima at home”
The Fukushima at home:
I should call her
September 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I should call her
It’s this or nothing.
September 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It’s this or nothing.
Annihilation (2018)
September 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Annihilation (2018)
Everything old is new again.
September 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Everything old is new again.
That one stiff gym sock under your bed
September 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
That one stiff gym sock under your bed
Actual paid post on LinkedIn
September 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Actual paid post on LinkedIn
Sumerian Kareem
September 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Sumerian Kareem
My upstairs neighbor at 11:00 at night
September 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
My upstairs neighbor at 11:00 at night
Babe wake up new Gaza just dropped
August 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Babe wake up new Gaza just dropped
1985’s Wizard of Oz 2: Return to Oz
August 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
1985’s Wizard of Oz 2: Return to Oz
POV: you’re about to meet Richard Gere
July 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
POV: you’re about to meet Richard Gere
When you don’t read your party talking points, you just skim them
July 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
When you don’t read your party talking points, you just skim them
Me fighting my own brain at 3am
July 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Me fighting my own brain at 3am
Two clips that give the same energy
June 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Two clips that give the same energy
Babe wake up new Red State Blue State map just dropped
June 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Babe wake up new Red State Blue State map just dropped
What is the point of paying for Spotify Premium if we can’t get the audiobook titles we actually WANT???
June 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
What is the point of paying for Spotify Premium if we can’t get the audiobook titles we actually WANT???