The Chris Michael®️
@thechrismichael.bsky.social
Old-school junglist in a top-40 world
📍 NYCish
📍 NYCish
Union Square is just Times Square for Brooklyn kids
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Union Square is just Times Square for Brooklyn kids
POV: you are “Bubba”
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
POV: you are “Bubba”
You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about.
Rate my setup
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Rate my setup
IDF be like
October 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
IDF be like
Driving a giant 4-door pickup truck with a shorter bed is like walking around with a conspicuous bulge that’s mostly ball.
October 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Driving a giant 4-door pickup truck with a shorter bed is like walking around with a conspicuous bulge that’s mostly ball.
Youngest child: “why is this genocide different from all other genocides?”
Mass slaughter in Gaza stands apart from other genocides, Chris Sidoti says: ‘People cannot escape’
Australian human rights expert who was on UN commission of inquiry labels Israel’s strategy a failure that ‘has not brought peace and has not destroyed Hamas’
www.theguardian.com
October 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Youngest child: “why is this genocide different from all other genocides?”
“BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL”
October 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL”
Hearing the President refer to PDX as “war-ravaged” (to primarily red-state supporters who will neither visit nor confirm) makes me realize this is what the United States has been saying about China, Iran, the Middle East, etc my whole life.
October 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Hearing the President refer to PDX as “war-ravaged” (to primarily red-state supporters who will neither visit nor confirm) makes me realize this is what the United States has been saying about China, Iran, the Middle East, etc my whole life.
“Mom! Can we get Fukushima?”
“No, we have Fukushima at home”
The Fukushima at home:
“No, we have Fukushima at home”
The Fukushima at home:
October 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
“Mom! Can we get Fukushima?”
“No, we have Fukushima at home”
The Fukushima at home:
“No, we have Fukushima at home”
The Fukushima at home:
I should call her
September 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I should call her
Reposted by The Chris Michael®️
TikTok’s US operations are changing hands and will be retraining the algo on US-only data. No word yet on whether a new app is needed.
Meanwhile, @skylight.social — the TikTok of the atmosphere — is seeing massive growth this week.
🔗 skylight.social
Meanwhile, @skylight.social — the TikTok of the atmosphere — is seeing massive growth this week.
🔗 skylight.social
skylight.social
September 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
TikTok’s US operations are changing hands and will be retraining the algo on US-only data. No word yet on whether a new app is needed.
Meanwhile, @skylight.social — the TikTok of the atmosphere — is seeing massive growth this week.
🔗 skylight.social
Meanwhile, @skylight.social — the TikTok of the atmosphere — is seeing massive growth this week.
🔗 skylight.social
It’s this or nothing.
September 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It’s this or nothing.
Annihilation (2018)
September 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Annihilation (2018)
Everything old is new again.
September 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Everything old is new again.
No one:
No one at all:
Literally nobody:
Not a soul:
ChatGPT: “you’re very welcome!”
No one at all:
Literally nobody:
Not a soul:
ChatGPT: “you’re very welcome!”
September 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
No one:
No one at all:
Literally nobody:
Not a soul:
ChatGPT: “you’re very welcome!”
No one at all:
Literally nobody:
Not a soul:
ChatGPT: “you’re very welcome!”
That one stiff gym sock under your bed
September 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
That one stiff gym sock under your bed
Actual paid post on LinkedIn
September 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Actual paid post on LinkedIn
Sumerian Kareem
September 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Sumerian Kareem
My upstairs neighbor at 11:00 at night
September 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
My upstairs neighbor at 11:00 at night
I wish people who call themselves “neurospicy” brought that same self-diagnosed ‘spiciness’ to conversation, or science, or journalism, or the arts, or humanities, or politics, or corporate world… instead of just brandishing it like a get-out-of-jail-free card to absolve themselves of accountability
August 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I wish people who call themselves “neurospicy” brought that same self-diagnosed ‘spiciness’ to conversation, or science, or journalism, or the arts, or humanities, or politics, or corporate world… instead of just brandishing it like a get-out-of-jail-free card to absolve themselves of accountability
Babe wake up new Gaza just dropped
August 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Babe wake up new Gaza just dropped