The Chaps Chat Cats
@thechapschatcats.bsky.social
Cats fans Jake, Sambo and Johnny break down all the action from the Geelong Cats AFL + VFL Mens & Womens teams every week!
Part of The Hoops Crew Media Network!
Part of The Hoops Crew Media Network!
Geelong's forward 50 tackle count was depressingly low on the weekend, and it wasn't just an issue for the Cats' small and medium sized players. Full episode out at 6:30pm tonight!
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
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Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
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CHAPS | Forward 50 Pressure Lapses + Neale's Tough Test! | 2025
YouTube video by The Hoops Crew
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June 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Geelong's forward 50 tackle count was depressingly low on the weekend, and it wasn't just an issue for the Cats' small and medium sized players. Full episode out at 6:30pm tonight!
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
youtu.be/v10g7Hj2zjA
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
youtu.be/v10g7Hj2zjA
Our Cats v Suns recap podcast will drop on all @thehoopscrew.bsky.social platforms at 7pm tonight! Extra girthy serving for Patreon Subscribers!
June 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Our Cats v Suns recap podcast will drop on all @thehoopscrew.bsky.social platforms at 7pm tonight! Extra girthy serving for Patreon Subscribers!
Latest episode of the Chaps drops tonight at 6:30pm on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social! 74 min show for public on YouTube & Spotify, 119 min girthy boy show for Patreon Subscribers!
June 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Latest episode of the Chaps drops tonight at 6:30pm on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social! 74 min show for public on YouTube & Spotify, 119 min girthy boy show for Patreon Subscribers!
Tonight at 6:30pm, we unleash all our thoughts from Geelong's thrilling win over the Doggies from last Thursday night. Extended girth pod available exclusively for @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patreon Subscribers! 🐴
May 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Tonight at 6:30pm, we unleash all our thoughts from Geelong's thrilling win over the Doggies from last Thursday night. Extended girth pod available exclusively for @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patreon Subscribers! 🐴
Jake's thoughts on the performances of all Geelong's AFL-listed players from the 4 point loss to Port Melbourne over the weekend are now up on Patreon, exclusively available to @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patreon Subscribers!
📺 WATCH: www.patreon.com/posts/twos-v...
📺 WATCH: www.patreon.com/posts/twos-v...
May 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Jake's thoughts on the performances of all Geelong's AFL-listed players from the 4 point loss to Port Melbourne over the weekend are now up on Patreon, exclusively available to @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patreon Subscribers!
📺 WATCH: www.patreon.com/posts/twos-v...
📺 WATCH: www.patreon.com/posts/twos-v...
Tonight at 7:00pm we unload all of our thoughts from Geelong's cracking win over the Power! As per usual, extra helpings of girrrrrrth for Patreon subscribers on
@thehoopscrew.bsky.social so if ya want ya medicine, sign up! 😽
@thehoopscrew.bsky.social so if ya want ya medicine, sign up! 😽
May 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Tonight at 7:00pm we unload all of our thoughts from Geelong's cracking win over the Power! As per usual, extra helpings of girrrrrrth for Patreon subscribers on
@thehoopscrew.bsky.social so if ya want ya medicine, sign up! 😽
@thehoopscrew.bsky.social so if ya want ya medicine, sign up! 😽
Out now on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, exclusively for Patreon Subscribers, Jake recaps some of Geelong's best performers in the VFL Women's loss to Williamstown, and delivers player grades on the first quarter of the season for the VFL Men!
📺 Watch: www.patreon.com/posts/twos-v...
📺 Watch: www.patreon.com/posts/twos-v...
May 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Out now on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, exclusively for Patreon Subscribers, Jake recaps some of Geelong's best performers in the VFL Women's loss to Williamstown, and delivers player grades on the first quarter of the season for the VFL Men!
📺 Watch: www.patreon.com/posts/twos-v...
📺 Watch: www.patreon.com/posts/twos-v...
Our latest show out now on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social! 70 min show for the public, 117 mins of giirrrrrrth for Patreon subscribers! Take ya medicine! 🦄
🟥 YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR0Y...
💰 Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/chaps-...
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
🟥 YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR0Y...
💰 Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/chaps-...
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
THE CHAPS | Cats Win A Classic Over Pies In Round 8, News Wrap, Round 9 Preview! | AFLM 2025
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May 6, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Our latest show out now on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social! 70 min show for the public, 117 mins of giirrrrrrth for Patreon subscribers! Take ya medicine! 🦄
🟥 YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR0Y...
💰 Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/chaps-...
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
🟥 YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR0Y...
💰 Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/chaps-...
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
Tonight at 6pm on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, we give our thoughts about the Carlton game on the public show, and then provide additional girth for Patreon Subs! Take your medicine! 🦄
April 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Tonight at 6pm on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, we give our thoughts about the Carlton game on the public show, and then provide additional girth for Patreon Subs! Take your medicine! 🦄
Tonight on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social we recap all of the action from an extremely satisfying Easter Monday triumph over the Scum! There's extra girth for Patreon Subscribers as we preview the game against the Blues!
April 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Tonight on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social we recap all of the action from an extremely satisfying Easter Monday triumph over the Scum! There's extra girth for Patreon Subscribers as we preview the game against the Blues!
8:30pm tonight on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, The Chaps unpack all of their thoughts on Geelong's thrilling Gather Round win over the Crows! 70 minute show on Spotify and YouTube, 114 minute show available for Patreon subs!
April 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
8:30pm tonight on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, The Chaps unpack all of their thoughts on Geelong's thrilling Gather Round win over the Crows! 70 minute show on Spotify and YouTube, 114 minute show available for Patreon subs!
Tonight, 8:30pm! Exclusively for paid @thehoopscrew.bsky.social members, Jake looks at the performances of some developing Cats following Geelong's win over the Casey Demons, including Jhye Clark, George Stevens and Oli Wiltshire! 😼
April 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Tonight, 8:30pm! Exclusively for paid @thehoopscrew.bsky.social members, Jake looks at the performances of some developing Cats following Geelong's win over the Casey Demons, including Jhye Clark, George Stevens and Oli Wiltshire! 😼
Tonight 8:30pm on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social we recap Geelong's win over Melbourne, discuss Jack Henry's injury update, cast our eyes back at the first month of the season (and forward to the next month), before previewing Cats v Crows in Round 5! Patreon edition is a girthy 1 hr 47 min! 😻
April 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Tonight 8:30pm on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social we recap Geelong's win over Melbourne, discuss Jack Henry's injury update, cast our eyes back at the first month of the season (and forward to the next month), before previewing Cats v Crows in Round 5! Patreon edition is a girthy 1 hr 47 min! 😻
Out now for paid members of @thehoopscrew.bsky.social YouTube and Patreon, all Jake's thoughts on the Round 2 performances of George Stevens, Shaun Mannagh, Patrick Retschko, Jay Polkinghorne and more! 😼
⬛️ Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/vfl-me...
🟥 YouTube: youtu.be/LzUJZQQ2jS4
⬛️ Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/vfl-me...
🟥 YouTube: youtu.be/LzUJZQQ2jS4
VFL MEN | Cats v Bullants Round 2 Player Evaluation | The Twos | The Hoops Crew
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April 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Out now for paid members of @thehoopscrew.bsky.social YouTube and Patreon, all Jake's thoughts on the Round 2 performances of George Stevens, Shaun Mannagh, Patrick Retschko, Jay Polkinghorne and more! 😼
⬛️ Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/vfl-me...
🟥 YouTube: youtu.be/LzUJZQQ2jS4
⬛️ Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/vfl-me...
🟥 YouTube: youtu.be/LzUJZQQ2jS4
TONIGHT! 8:30PM! The Chaps break down all the angles from Geelong's trip up the highway to the Fallout Vault. Everywhere you get you stuff from @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, with extra portions of girth for Patreon Subscribers including News Wrap and Round 3 Preview. 🦄
March 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
TONIGHT! 8:30PM! The Chaps break down all the angles from Geelong's trip up the highway to the Fallout Vault. Everywhere you get you stuff from @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, with extra portions of girth for Patreon Subscribers including News Wrap and Round 3 Preview. 🦄
Jake will record a preview pod on six Cats VFLW players before the season starts in April. Thinking:
- Lily Jordan
- Zoe Larkins
- Abby Favell
- Kiara Woods
- Poppy Schaap
- Molly Walton
Round 1 VFL Men’s player analysis pod out for @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patrons next Wednesday 🫡
- Lily Jordan
- Zoe Larkins
- Abby Favell
- Kiara Woods
- Poppy Schaap
- Molly Walton
Round 1 VFL Men’s player analysis pod out for @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patrons next Wednesday 🫡
March 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Jake will record a preview pod on six Cats VFLW players before the season starts in April. Thinking:
- Lily Jordan
- Zoe Larkins
- Abby Favell
- Kiara Woods
- Poppy Schaap
- Molly Walton
Round 1 VFL Men’s player analysis pod out for @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patrons next Wednesday 🫡
- Lily Jordan
- Zoe Larkins
- Abby Favell
- Kiara Woods
- Poppy Schaap
- Molly Walton
Round 1 VFL Men’s player analysis pod out for @thehoopscrew.bsky.social Patrons next Wednesday 🫡
VFL Men 2025 Player Profiles Part 2 is out now for everyone on YouTube, Spotify and beyond! 💪😼
- Mitch Knevitt
- Connor O’Sullivan
- Joe Pike
- Oliver Wiltshire
- Jed Bews
- George Stevens
📺 Watch: youtu.be/Rdkmjimv3W4?...
- Mitch Knevitt
- Connor O’Sullivan
- Joe Pike
- Oliver Wiltshire
- Jed Bews
- George Stevens
📺 Watch: youtu.be/Rdkmjimv3W4?...
VFL MEN | 2025 Player Previews Part 2 | The Twos
YouTube video by The Hoops Crew
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March 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
VFL Men 2025 Player Profiles Part 2 is out now for everyone on YouTube, Spotify and beyond! 💪😼
- Mitch Knevitt
- Connor O’Sullivan
- Joe Pike
- Oliver Wiltshire
- Jed Bews
- George Stevens
📺 Watch: youtu.be/Rdkmjimv3W4?...
- Mitch Knevitt
- Connor O’Sullivan
- Joe Pike
- Oliver Wiltshire
- Jed Bews
- George Stevens
📺 Watch: youtu.be/Rdkmjimv3W4?...
😼 LATEST CHAPS POD OUT NOW! 😼
The Chaps chat the hardcore spanking the Cats gave Freo, whip through some news, and preview Round 2 v the Saints!
Everywhere ya get your stuff on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, with girthier option for Patrons!
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
The Chaps chat the hardcore spanking the Cats gave Freo, whip through some news, and preview Round 2 v the Saints!
Everywhere ya get your stuff on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, with girthier option for Patrons!
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
March 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
😼 LATEST CHAPS POD OUT NOW! 😼
The Chaps chat the hardcore spanking the Cats gave Freo, whip through some news, and preview Round 2 v the Saints!
Everywhere ya get your stuff on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, with girthier option for Patrons!
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
The Chaps chat the hardcore spanking the Cats gave Freo, whip through some news, and preview Round 2 v the Saints!
Everywhere ya get your stuff on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, with girthier option for Patrons!
Proudly sponsored by Cyril Cooke Florist! 💐
Tuesday night on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, bring your own tissues and safe-words. We're discussing the hardcore spanking the Cats administered to the Violet Crumbles at Kardinia Park. Everywhere you get your Chaps stuff, girthier serving for Patreon Subs only. 🍑👋
March 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Tuesday night on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social, bring your own tissues and safe-words. We're discussing the hardcore spanking the Cats administered to the Violet Crumbles at Kardinia Park. Everywhere you get your Chaps stuff, girthier serving for Patreon Subs only. 🍑👋
March 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Cats rule.
Suck shit.
Pod out Tuesday night. ✌️
Suck shit.
Pod out Tuesday night. ✌️
March 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Cats rule.
Suck shit.
Pod out Tuesday night. ✌️
Suck shit.
Pod out Tuesday night. ✌️
Love following the Cats.
Despise pretty much all other parts of the footy experience. Majority of fan discourse is shit-house.
Three categories:
1) Brain-dead aping of Cornesian hot-takes
2) Contextless regurgitation of Champignon Data
3) "Back in moi daaaay"
Utter dross.
Despise pretty much all other parts of the footy experience. Majority of fan discourse is shit-house.
Three categories:
1) Brain-dead aping of Cornesian hot-takes
2) Contextless regurgitation of Champignon Data
3) "Back in moi daaaay"
Utter dross.
March 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Love following the Cats.
Despise pretty much all other parts of the footy experience. Majority of fan discourse is shit-house.
Three categories:
1) Brain-dead aping of Cornesian hot-takes
2) Contextless regurgitation of Champignon Data
3) "Back in moi daaaay"
Utter dross.
Despise pretty much all other parts of the footy experience. Majority of fan discourse is shit-house.
Three categories:
1) Brain-dead aping of Cornesian hot-takes
2) Contextless regurgitation of Champignon Data
3) "Back in moi daaaay"
Utter dross.
Love following the Cats.
Despise pretty much all other parts of the footy experience. Majority of fan discourse is shit-house.
Three categories:
1) Brain-dead aping of Cornesian hot-takes
2) Contextless regurgitation of Champignon Data
3) "Back in moi daaaay"
Utter dross.
Despise pretty much all other parts of the footy experience. Majority of fan discourse is shit-house.
Three categories:
1) Brain-dead aping of Cornesian hot-takes
2) Contextless regurgitation of Champignon Data
3) "Back in moi daaaay"
Utter dross.
March 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Love following the Cats.
Despise pretty much all other parts of the footy experience. Majority of fan discourse is shit-house.
Three categories:
1) Brain-dead aping of Cornesian hot-takes
2) Contextless regurgitation of Champignon Data
3) "Back in moi daaaay"
Utter dross.
Despise pretty much all other parts of the footy experience. Majority of fan discourse is shit-house.
Three categories:
1) Brain-dead aping of Cornesian hot-takes
2) Contextless regurgitation of Champignon Data
3) "Back in moi daaaay"
Utter dross.
8:30pm tonight Jake takes a look at 6 players who will be looking to earn their way up from the VFL in 2025, in the first episode of The Twos, our VFL coverage on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social! Episode is already out on Patreon!
Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/vfl-me...
#WeAreGeelong #GoCats
Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/vfl-me...
#WeAreGeelong #GoCats
March 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
8:30pm tonight Jake takes a look at 6 players who will be looking to earn their way up from the VFL in 2025, in the first episode of The Twos, our VFL coverage on @thehoopscrew.bsky.social! Episode is already out on Patreon!
Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/vfl-me...
#WeAreGeelong #GoCats
Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/vfl-me...
#WeAreGeelong #GoCats