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Everyone who repeatedly gets work done on their face eventually looks like a cartoon cat
(This post brought to you by me seeing a photo of Lionel Richie for the first time in a decade)
(This post brought to you by me seeing a photo of Lionel Richie for the first time in a decade)
March 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Everyone who repeatedly gets work done on their face eventually looks like a cartoon cat
(This post brought to you by me seeing a photo of Lionel Richie for the first time in a decade)
(This post brought to you by me seeing a photo of Lionel Richie for the first time in a decade)
Watched a BTS for White Lotus and realized Mike White is NED SCHNEEBLY from School of Rock and idk why but I think that's the funniest thing ever
February 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Watched a BTS for White Lotus and realized Mike White is NED SCHNEEBLY from School of Rock and idk why but I think that's the funniest thing ever
Me whenever most people say Post Malone or Teddy Swims is hot: "Puhleeeease, you are saying that because they are successful and famous musicians, if a crusty young man with face tattoos approached you in the grocery store you would mace him"
February 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Me whenever most people say Post Malone or Teddy Swims is hot: "Puhleeeease, you are saying that because they are successful and famous musicians, if a crusty young man with face tattoos approached you in the grocery store you would mace him"
Omg you guys I just found out there's a third season of Shrill
February 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Omg you guys I just found out there's a third season of Shrill
Is it just me, or is the messaging on this bubbly water case kind of disturbing?
February 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Is it just me, or is the messaging on this bubbly water case kind of disturbing?
"What if mediocre chicken piccata came with as much packaging as an Ikea bookcase?"
--Literally every meal subscription box
--Literally every meal subscription box
January 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"What if mediocre chicken piccata came with as much packaging as an Ikea bookcase?"
--Literally every meal subscription box
--Literally every meal subscription box
😂😂🤣
<wheezing>
You folks you- you gotta hire furries to vet this shit an-
<wheezing>
and it's on DOG COLLARS
<gasping>
THE LARGE SIZE IS SOLD OUT ALREADY GEE I WONDER WHO BOUGHT THAT
You folks you- you gotta hire furries to vet this shit an-
<wheezing>
and it's on DOG COLLARS
<gasping>
THE LARGE SIZE IS SOLD OUT ALREADY GEE I WONDER WHO BOUGHT THAT
January 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
😂😂🤣
I want to live in gowns and robes that look like colorful versions of this mushroom.
January 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I want to live in gowns and robes that look like colorful versions of this mushroom.
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Religion does NOT belong in our schools!
Agreed? ✋
Agreed? ✋
January 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Religion does NOT belong in our schools!
Agreed? ✋
Agreed? ✋
🤣🐳
a whale would make a great christmas tree topper but only if you want a very flat, very wet tree
December 26, 2024 at 4:28 PM
🤣🐳
My GF is telling me the origin story behind "disposable & biodegradable" bedsheets and I'm FURIOUS
Two moms realized their sons had not been using the fresh sheets they were sending back with them whenever they came home to visit from college and were sleeping on months and months of filth. 1/2
Two moms realized their sons had not been using the fresh sheets they were sending back with them whenever they came home to visit from college and were sleeping on months and months of filth. 1/2
December 19, 2024 at 4:13 PM
My GF is telling me the origin story behind "disposable & biodegradable" bedsheets and I'm FURIOUS
Two moms realized their sons had not been using the fresh sheets they were sending back with them whenever they came home to visit from college and were sleeping on months and months of filth. 1/2
Two moms realized their sons had not been using the fresh sheets they were sending back with them whenever they came home to visit from college and were sleeping on months and months of filth. 1/2
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they're dealing with...
December 18, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they're dealing with...
Accurate af
A friend described the current Democratic response to the political moment “bringing a strongly worded letter to a knife fight” and I can tell that’s one of those phrases that’s going to be sticking
December 18, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Accurate af
Spending my mornings with this little dude is the best 🥰
December 18, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Spending my mornings with this little dude is the best 🥰
FR though, how does anyone do anything in December and January?? All I want to do is be under blankets with my doggo and eat treats
a cartoon of a bear sleeping under a do not disturb hibernating sign
ALT: a cartoon of a bear sleeping under a do not disturb hibernating sign
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December 17, 2024 at 11:04 PM
FR though, how does anyone do anything in December and January?? All I want to do is be under blankets with my doggo and eat treats
Things I am grateful for on this dark and rainy day:
Hot tea
Blankets
Taco's lil velvety belly
Candles
The way work expectations drop to the bare minimum for the month of December
Hot tea
Blankets
Taco's lil velvety belly
Candles
The way work expectations drop to the bare minimum for the month of December
December 11, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Things I am grateful for on this dark and rainy day:
Hot tea
Blankets
Taco's lil velvety belly
Candles
The way work expectations drop to the bare minimum for the month of December
Hot tea
Blankets
Taco's lil velvety belly
Candles
The way work expectations drop to the bare minimum for the month of December
I got the most GORGEOUS sideboard from a local woman who refinishes antiques in fun colors, and I'm completely in love with it 🤩
December 8, 2024 at 3:33 PM
I got the most GORGEOUS sideboard from a local woman who refinishes antiques in fun colors, and I'm completely in love with it 🤩
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This chart shows that developed countries with "socialist" healthcare, have far lower administrative costs than the "efficient" market-based, privatized U.S. system. The reasons given against socialized medicine are America's reality: High cost, bloated bureaucracy, and rationing of care.
December 5, 2024 at 6:58 PM
This chart shows that developed countries with "socialist" healthcare, have far lower administrative costs than the "efficient" market-based, privatized U.S. system. The reasons given against socialized medicine are America's reality: High cost, bloated bureaucracy, and rationing of care.
I have lost the post-it notes that I use to remind me where I've put things.
a close up of a pink haired anime girl with a ponytail .
ALT: a close up of a pink haired anime girl with a ponytail .
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December 3, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I have lost the post-it notes that I use to remind me where I've put things.
I've been super sick since Monday morning and the idea of being curled up in bed this week instead of meeting both my partners' parents for the first time has me feeling big sad. Send cute animal pics?
November 27, 2024 at 3:56 PM
I've been super sick since Monday morning and the idea of being curled up in bed this week instead of meeting both my partners' parents for the first time has me feeling big sad. Send cute animal pics?
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Is it just me or does Ariana Grande always look like she just woke up from a fugue state and has no idea where she is or how she got there?
November 21, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Is it just me or does Ariana Grande always look like she just woke up from a fugue state and has no idea where she is or how she got there?
Pronouns: she/they
Height: 5'
Shoe: 6.5
Zodiac: 🦂
Smoke: 🍃
Tattoos: 8, I think?
Piercings: 9
Fav drink: espresso martini or sugar-free gatorade
Height: 5'
Shoe: 6.5
Zodiac: 🦂
Smoke: 🍃
Tattoos: 8, I think?
Piercings: 9
Fav drink: espresso martini or sugar-free gatorade
November 21, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Pronouns: she/they
Height: 5'
Shoe: 6.5
Zodiac: 🦂
Smoke: 🍃
Tattoos: 8, I think?
Piercings: 9
Fav drink: espresso martini or sugar-free gatorade
Height: 5'
Shoe: 6.5
Zodiac: 🦂
Smoke: 🍃
Tattoos: 8, I think?
Piercings: 9
Fav drink: espresso martini or sugar-free gatorade
It's wildly refreshing to open a social media app and actually see the accounts I'm following instead of a feed of junk! I think I'm gonna like it here
November 19, 2024 at 7:24 PM
It's wildly refreshing to open a social media app and actually see the accounts I'm following instead of a feed of junk! I think I'm gonna like it here