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thecaitlinperry
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caitlin, they/them, 30s. purveyor of fine "fluff fluff porn fluff".
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Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
Text in both Korean and English that reads "sudden mental breakdown"
October 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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baby's first tattoooo finally free from the secondskin (the less said about the ink sac phase the better 🤣)
Color tattoo of a bluejay perched on a bench with green leaves and pink blossoms.
September 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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CRYING at my sister's response 🤣
My text that reads "The Guillermo del Toro Frankenstein is coming out soon too, it shall be the season of the monster fuckers" My sister's response that reads "Was there supposed to be a comma there". Her disappointment radiates from the screen.
August 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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What movie do you consider 'perfect'?
Still from The Mummy (1999).
August 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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A small grey and orange song bird sitting peacefully on a fence post, facing the right, blissfully unaware of the snake striking from behind, about to fuck up its whole day. Caption on the bird says "me enjoying my day". Caption on snake says "a new Kurzgesagt video about to give me an existential crisis".
July 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Honorable mention
That screenshot of Anthony from queer eye and this time the caption reads "pregnant wkx is something that can actually be so personal"
July 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Post a meme made by you.
Image of zhou zishu in a sassy blue cloak sitting in a modern day office eating walnuts. The caption reads "I mean I'm not a slut but who knows"
July 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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All I can see is Pierre le Pieu from Ever After
A very French man with a floppy velvet hat, a gold hoop earring, and a very pointy moustache and goatee.
May 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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if you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. no cheating!

(somehow the only photo I've taken of myself in like 2 months 😂)
A redheaded person in denim overalls and a dusty rose tank top with bigass glasses sits to the left of a long-haired tabby cat who's clearly up to something.
May 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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post your king or queen 👑
Elizabeth Swan, pirate king, stands in front of a group of pirates and shouts HOIST THE COLORS
May 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally?
Screenshots from Glass Onion. Benoit Blanc, played by Daniel Craig in a tasteful blue button up and slacks, says "it's so dumb". Kate Hudson says "it's so dumb, it's brilliant!" Benoit Blanc replies "no! It's just dumb!"
April 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Fascinating
Screenshot of Thomas Kinkade Wikipedia article that says "In 2006, John Dandois, Media Arts Group executive, recounted a story that on one occasion six years previously, Kinkade became drunk at a Siegfried & Roy magic show in Las Vegas and began shouting "Codpiece! Codpiece!" at the performers. Eventually he was calmed by his mother."
April 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Quote with a movie poster from the year you turned eighteen. 👀
Poster for the 2009 classic Zombieland
April 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Pig.

Quietly heartbreaking and weirdly life-affirming.
Nic Cage sits on the porch of a cabin eating part of a tart, the rest of which is being eaten straight out of the pan by a truffle-hunting pig. He's got a beard, long gray hair, and is rocking a kind of hermit-y woodsman look that lets you know he's not dealing with some severe emotional issues.
April 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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I do NOT get paid enough for this
A Canadian goose, harbinger of evil, stands in front of the rotating door to enter the office building. It's facing the camera, menacingly.
April 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Still thinking about Him 🥹
February 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?
Three images of Orlando Bloom dressed as Legolas while filming the hobbit movies. He's drinking from a champagne glass and wearing a party hat in the first image. In the second, he pauses drinking to say SLUTS. In the last image, he turns to leave, having gifted us his wisdom.
February 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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bless
A photo of a cybertruck parked. The word TWAT has been helpfully written near the back of the vehicle in dirt or possibly oil.
February 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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the "it's on sight" list for my sinuses, apparently
Images of three plants against a white background with red "no" symbols across them. On top, we have the majestic white oak, a large tree with bright green leaves. Bottom left, we have a paperbush, a shrub when yellow-white clusters of blooms. On right, we have ragweed, a green herbaceous perennial. They will all do their level best to kill me.
February 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Where are you at mentally?
Multicolor text against a black gridded background that says "Fuck. I mean holy goddamn fuck. What the fucking fuck."
February 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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😍
Oscar Isaac in Del Toro's Frankenstein. He stands in the middle of what appears to be an old lecture hall, one arm outstretched holding some sort of cylinder. He has chin length, unkempt, curly dark hair that brushes the collar of his black vest and white shirt, the sleeves of which are rolled up to his elbows. Sunlight shines down on him from the upper right corner, and he has an expression somewhere between rapture and obsession.
January 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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I see no difference between these two pictures
Two pictures. On one side, a bird-brained good ol' boy, bombastic and blustery who speaks for hours without saying much. On the other side, Foghorn Leghorn. Alt text on photo 1
January 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Without downloading new pics/vids, where are you mentally?
a screenshot of Pedro Pascal wearing a great tshirt, his hands thrown up in the air and an expression of either hysterical laughter or despair caught on his face
January 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Happy SPL day 😍
A physical copy of volume 5 of Stars of Chaos (Sha Po Lang) by Priest. The cover shows two men with long dark hair and wearing robes, sitting together under a pink flowering tree. One of them has a monocle and holds a flute. They look at peace. It's romantic as fuck.
January 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy; no selfies
The Doctor from Voyager, an emergency medical hologram, stands in a purple chair. Something is wrong with his projectors so he's much shorter and squatter than usual. He's scowling.
January 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM