Lori
@thebutterknife.bsky.social
I’m just here for the food. Mississippi. Slightly political. Always sarcastic. I “your mom” my own kid. She/her
This kid made me a better person and I couldn’t ever think of anything better than being his mom. Other than being horribly rich with a chihuahua addiction. Happy 16th FRUIT OF MY LOINS!
June 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This kid made me a better person and I couldn’t ever think of anything better than being his mom. Other than being horribly rich with a chihuahua addiction. Happy 16th FRUIT OF MY LOINS!
Anyone want to play a game?
June 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Anyone want to play a game?
This kid is going to be 16 in a week!
June 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This kid is going to be 16 in a week!
I’m making pork chops for dinner.
June 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’m making pork chops for dinner.
It’s at 11 and 1. In the warehouse instead of the park bc they expect rain!
May 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
It’s at 11 and 1. In the warehouse instead of the park bc they expect rain!
Don’t Fall In Love With An Elf
April 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Don’t Fall In Love With An Elf
The kid is singing first.
April 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The kid is singing first.
Is it talking about Parks’s performance tonight or national politics?
April 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Is it talking about Parks’s performance tonight or national politics?
So. I’m behind this car.
April 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
So. I’m behind this car.
One of my kids made this for me. 😭
April 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
One of my kids made this for me. 😭
Parks gave me a pin for my purse strap.
April 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Parks gave me a pin for my purse strap.
My kid. *buffs nails*
April 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My kid. *buffs nails*
This is me, personally.
April 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is me, personally.
I want these sneakers.
April 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I want these sneakers.
I made a spring garden bulletin board with the kids. I made the bees out of construction paper I cut. The flowers have petals that list the kids goals for the next three months. I thought it turned out cute!
April 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I made a spring garden bulletin board with the kids. I made the bees out of construction paper I cut. The flowers have petals that list the kids goals for the next three months. I thought it turned out cute!
Lasagna assembly line.
March 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Lasagna assembly line.
I also have a lot of noodles. R
March 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I also have a lot of noodles. R
I got a big bowl of ricotta.
March 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I got a big bowl of ricotta.
“It is ridiculous out here. I do not like it.”
March 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
“It is ridiculous out here. I do not like it.”
Pepper got new tags.
March 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Pepper got new tags.
Who wants my kid to teach history
March 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Who wants my kid to teach history
Have any of yall tried the snail stuff that’s all the rage in skincare right now? Because I need to talk about the texture!!!
March 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Have any of yall tried the snail stuff that’s all the rage in skincare right now? Because I need to talk about the texture!!!
My kid asked me to order this for his bathroom and he put it in his bathroom across from the toilet. 😭
March 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My kid asked me to order this for his bathroom and he put it in his bathroom across from the toilet. 😭