Tatiana Schlote-Bonne
@thebuffwriter.bsky.social
Author of Such Lovely Skin (out now!)
The Mean Ones (fall 2025)
Weightlifter
Gamer
MFA from University of Iowa
The Mean Ones (fall 2025)
Weightlifter
Gamer
MFA from University of Iowa
If you missed the preorder campaign but still want a signed copy of The Mean Ones, order it from Prairie Lights and I’ll stop in to personalize it for you! I have some stickers leftover too so I will slip those in the next ten orders 🥰💪🦌
October 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If you missed the preorder campaign but still want a signed copy of The Mean Ones, order it from Prairie Lights and I’ll stop in to personalize it for you! I have some stickers leftover too so I will slip those in the next ten orders 🥰💪🦌
🎉🎉THE NEWS IS OUT🎉🎉
Thank you to @fromthemixedupdesk.bsky.social,
whose passion for this novel in her initial email made me happy weep & THANK YOU to all the readers who’ve been so supportive of Such Lovely Skin & The Mean Ones—your love for my writing has fueled me to keep telling stories 🥹🥹🥹
Thank you to @fromthemixedupdesk.bsky.social,
whose passion for this novel in her initial email made me happy weep & THANK YOU to all the readers who’ve been so supportive of Such Lovely Skin & The Mean Ones—your love for my writing has fueled me to keep telling stories 🥹🥹🥹
July 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
🎉🎉THE NEWS IS OUT🎉🎉
Thank you to @fromthemixedupdesk.bsky.social,
whose passion for this novel in her initial email made me happy weep & THANK YOU to all the readers who’ve been so supportive of Such Lovely Skin & The Mean Ones—your love for my writing has fueled me to keep telling stories 🥹🥹🥹
Thank you to @fromthemixedupdesk.bsky.social,
whose passion for this novel in her initial email made me happy weep & THANK YOU to all the readers who’ve been so supportive of Such Lovely Skin & The Mean Ones—your love for my writing has fueled me to keep telling stories 🥹🥹🥹
@tanyapell.bsky.social’s Her Wicked Roots as a Magic: The Gathering card!!! Isn’t it beautiful? 😍
May 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
@tanyapell.bsky.social’s Her Wicked Roots as a Magic: The Gathering card!!! Isn’t it beautiful? 😍
I made a Magic: The Gathering card for The Mean Ones!!! I could make a whole deck for this book
May 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I made a Magic: The Gathering card for The Mean Ones!!! I could make a whole deck for this book
Convincing you to add The Mean Ones to your TBR with the first paragraph 👀👀
April 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Convincing you to add The Mean Ones to your TBR with the first paragraph 👀👀
Ecstatic to be sharing this update to The Mean Ones cover!!! @natcassidy.bsky.social is one of my favorite authors ever and this blurb is a dream come true 😭😭😭
April 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Ecstatic to be sharing this update to The Mean Ones cover!!! @natcassidy.bsky.social is one of my favorite authors ever and this blurb is a dream come true 😭😭😭
Just an author holding her two books, begging you to please preorder The Mean Ones!! And read Such Lovely Skin which is out now 🥰
March 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Just an author holding her two books, begging you to please preorder The Mean Ones!! And read Such Lovely Skin which is out now 🥰
I said “I want antlers that are also hands growing out of her eyes” and the artist delivered
March 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I said “I want antlers that are also hands growing out of her eyes” and the artist delivered
Proud to be a woman in horror 💕
March 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Proud to be a woman in horror 💕
Doing the author thing where I’m like “support local but also buy my book on Amazon…” anyway you can read Such Lovely Skin for free on KU!!! Yay!!! KU is fantastic for discoverability for authors and I love how affordable it is but also please do buy books from your local bookstore when you can!!!
March 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Doing the author thing where I’m like “support local but also buy my book on Amazon…” anyway you can read Such Lovely Skin for free on KU!!! Yay!!! KU is fantastic for discoverability for authors and I love how affordable it is but also please do buy books from your local bookstore when you can!!!
Me, a headlining author!?! so excited and grateful to be attending The Big Ohio Book Con in June!!!
March 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Me, a headlining author!?! so excited and grateful to be attending The Big Ohio Book Con in June!!!
Purple banner!?! Spotted on Amazon Canada—thank you Canadians for gifting my book 🥹💜
February 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Purple banner!?! Spotted on Amazon Canada—thank you Canadians for gifting my book 🥹💜
I love that being a YA author means I get to visit high schools and talk with teens about writing 😍
February 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I love that being a YA author means I get to visit high schools and talk with teens about writing 😍
Yuri says buy Such Lovely Skin
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👁️👄👁️
February 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Yuri says buy Such Lovely Skin
👁️👄👁️
👁️👄👁️
Send a Such Lovely Skin valentine to your crush!!!
February 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Send a Such Lovely Skin valentine to your crush!!!
Will never get tired of walking into a Barnes & Noble and seeing my book on a table or face out on shelves 😭😭😭😭😭
February 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Will never get tired of walking into a Barnes & Noble and seeing my book on a table or face out on shelves 😭😭😭😭😭
Can you tell I love my book covers? 🥹
January 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Can you tell I love my book covers? 🥹
Very excited about Such Lovely Skin being translated to Czech!!! 😍
January 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Very excited about Such Lovely Skin being translated to Czech!!! 😍
The most common phrases I see used to describe Such Lovely Skin 🥰
My dark and cringey brain rot horror novel is available as a hardcover, ebook, and audiobook wherever book are sold 💙💙💙
My dark and cringey brain rot horror novel is available as a hardcover, ebook, and audiobook wherever book are sold 💙💙💙
January 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The most common phrases I see used to describe Such Lovely Skin 🥰
My dark and cringey brain rot horror novel is available as a hardcover, ebook, and audiobook wherever book are sold 💙💙💙
My dark and cringey brain rot horror novel is available as a hardcover, ebook, and audiobook wherever book are sold 💙💙💙
Reminder that Such Lovely Skin is only $15 on Amazon right now and I don’t know how much longer that will last!
If physical books aren’t your thing, you can also get it as an audiobook 😍😍
If physical books aren’t your thing, you can also get it as an audiobook 😍😍
January 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Reminder that Such Lovely Skin is only $15 on Amazon right now and I don’t know how much longer that will last!
If physical books aren’t your thing, you can also get it as an audiobook 😍😍
If physical books aren’t your thing, you can also get it as an audiobook 😍😍
So excited to announce that I’ll be teaching a genre fiction workshop at PorchLight in Iowa City! The classroom is set up for hybrid teaching if you want to attend online!
More details and link to sign up on PorchLight’s site!
More details and link to sign up on PorchLight’s site!
January 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
So excited to announce that I’ll be teaching a genre fiction workshop at PorchLight in Iowa City! The classroom is set up for hybrid teaching if you want to attend online!
More details and link to sign up on PorchLight’s site!
More details and link to sign up on PorchLight’s site!
1,000 RATINGS!!!! This is a huge accomplishment for my small press book!!!
What they’re saying about Such Lovely Skin: “Cringe,” “brain rot,” “perfectly creepy!” 🥹
Thank you to all readers, reviewers, booksellers, librarians for spreading the word about my debut!!! 💙
What they’re saying about Such Lovely Skin: “Cringe,” “brain rot,” “perfectly creepy!” 🥹
Thank you to all readers, reviewers, booksellers, librarians for spreading the word about my debut!!! 💙
January 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
1,000 RATINGS!!!! This is a huge accomplishment for my small press book!!!
What they’re saying about Such Lovely Skin: “Cringe,” “brain rot,” “perfectly creepy!” 🥹
Thank you to all readers, reviewers, booksellers, librarians for spreading the word about my debut!!! 💙
What they’re saying about Such Lovely Skin: “Cringe,” “brain rot,” “perfectly creepy!” 🥹
Thank you to all readers, reviewers, booksellers, librarians for spreading the word about my debut!!! 💙
21% off on Amazon!!! Grab a copy of Such Lovely Skin for only $15 now until ??? I’m not sure so do it soon! 😍
January 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
21% off on Amazon!!! Grab a copy of Such Lovely Skin for only $15 now until ??? I’m not sure so do it soon! 😍
With The Mean Ones coming out in September 2025, Jordon needs a new shirt! 😍
December 27, 2024 at 9:41 PM
With The Mean Ones coming out in September 2025, Jordon needs a new shirt! 😍
Such Lovely Skin isn’t in every Barnes & Noble but it is at a lot of them and now until 12/29 you can get it for 1/3 off if you buy in store!!! You can check online if your local B&N carries it 😍
December 26, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Such Lovely Skin isn’t in every Barnes & Noble but it is at a lot of them and now until 12/29 you can get it for 1/3 off if you buy in store!!! You can check online if your local B&N carries it 😍