I’ll stop posting literary thirst traps when I stop looking this hot in writing books this dope

When Drac gets a new toy, he insists on bringing it on walks with us

I’m Slim Shady
Yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadies
Are just imitating

You know how I know you’re an amateur? You think people will still buy a book if all the ratings are 5 stars

Excited to announce Mister Mxyzptlk and I have squashed our long-running beef after he tricked me into saying my name backwards ("Nairb Namsa") and boy, that does not feel good AT ALL

My occult horror novella OUR BLACK HEARTS BEAT AS ONE drops one month from today, preorder yours now: https://linktr.ee/brianasman

Happy birthday to the legendary Stephen King! What’s YOUR favorite SK book? Mine’s THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE

When you been holding onto the One Ring too long