𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody)
@theblackspider.bsky.social
—— 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙐𝙍𝘽𝘼𝙉 𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙅𝘼 ———
Pinned
“ well now you should be sure that it surely ‘clicked’.”
July 10, 2025 at 7:15 AM
“ well now you should be sure that it surely ‘clicked’.”
“ I heard ya the first time.”
"Not really feeling the loss here— More like a sense of growing discomfort.."
"Look, dude. Cool and all you want me. Sorta. Not really."
"But I mean it when I say I can't help you. Like physically — cannot. I am lacking the functionality of what you're looking for, man."
"Look, dude. Cool and all you want me. Sorta. Not really."
"But I mean it when I say I can't help you. Like physically — cannot. I am lacking the functionality of what you're looking for, man."
“ your lost, Hot Flames.” he says. “you seem like a fun guy.”
July 10, 2025 at 7:02 AM
“ I heard ya the first time.”
“ another page in the Chronicles of Black Spider~”
July 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
“ another page in the Chronicles of Black Spider~”
“ your lost, Hot Flames.” he says. “you seem like a fun guy.”
July 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
“ your lost, Hot Flames.” he says. “you seem like a fun guy.”
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“ Oh but you can actually, Hot Stuff. All you gotta do is catch my double meaning.”
July 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
“ Oh but you can actually, Hot Stuff. All you gotta do is catch my double meaning.”
“ Now he’s hesitant about talking about his milk.”
July 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
“ Now he’s hesitant about talking about his milk.”
“ Yep. Looking right at one~”
"....Have you tried contacting your local farmers....?"
“ What i’m looking for is REALLY local. More than the grocery stores~.”
July 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
“ Yep. Looking right at one~”
“ What i’m looking for is REALLY local. More than the grocery stores~.”
July 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
“ What i’m looking for is REALLY local. More than the grocery stores~.”
he’s got a hole that would love some of dat Johnny milk~.
July 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
he’s got a hole that would love some of dat Johnny milk~.
“ I’ll be more than happy to have that man’s locally made, vitamin rich milk~”
July 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
“ I’ll be more than happy to have that man’s locally made, vitamin rich milk~”
he has no idea~
July 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
he has no idea~
STEALS A KISS AND BOLTS!
“ Y’all I kissed Bruce fucking Wayne.”
“ Y’all I kissed Bruce fucking Wayne.”
@theblackspider.bsky.social
This... was shocking. For Bruce Wayne.
"I— uh," should he call the security? "Welcome," he said instead, with his best public persona smile.
This... was shocking. For Bruce Wayne.
"I— uh," should he call the security? "Welcome," he said instead, with his best public persona smile.
July 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
STEALS A KISS AND BOLTS!
“ Y’all I kissed Bruce fucking Wayne.”
“ Y’all I kissed Bruce fucking Wayne.”
Gonna give him a real menace.
July 7, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Gonna give him a real menace.
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Stolen from Dagger
July 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Stolen from Dagger
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“When things go bump in the night, I bump back.”
An independent portrayal of Elsa Bloodstone. Monster hunter, archaeologist, tea enthusiast, firearms buff.
An independent portrayal of Elsa Bloodstone. Monster hunter, archaeologist, tea enthusiast, firearms buff.
December 15, 2024 at 9:40 AM
“When things go bump in the night, I bump back.”
An independent portrayal of Elsa Bloodstone. Monster hunter, archaeologist, tea enthusiast, firearms buff.
An independent portrayal of Elsa Bloodstone. Monster hunter, archaeologist, tea enthusiast, firearms buff.
Reposted by 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (parody)
Eric decided it was time to lock in on his target: @spy-omicron.sunder.my
July 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Eric decided it was time to lock in on his target: @spy-omicron.sunder.my
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;; Made a Bronze Tiger and Jade Tiger (for when there’s more on the character).
@tigeredbronze.bsky.social
@tigeredjade.bsky.social
@tigeredbronze.bsky.social
@tigeredjade.bsky.social
July 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
;; Made a Bronze Tiger and Jade Tiger (for when there’s more on the character).
@tigeredbronze.bsky.social
@tigeredjade.bsky.social
@tigeredbronze.bsky.social
@tigeredjade.bsky.social
“ How do y’all show off food burnt to a crisp happily and with ya whole chest?”
June 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“ How do y’all show off food burnt to a crisp happily and with ya whole chest?”
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“I am Damian Wayne. Son of the Bat, and Grandson to the demons head.”
🦇Semi-Cannon portrayal of Damian.
🦇/Mun is 20+. Follow if you want he’s 18+ for language and gore. NO LEWD./
🦇Dark Themes.
🦇#Serpentine
🦇Semi-Cannon portrayal of Damian.
🦇/Mun is 20+. Follow if you want he’s 18+ for language and gore. NO LEWD./
🦇Dark Themes.
🦇#Serpentine
October 24, 2024 at 4:03 AM
“I am Damian Wayne. Son of the Bat, and Grandson to the demons head.”
🦇Semi-Cannon portrayal of Damian.
🦇/Mun is 20+. Follow if you want he’s 18+ for language and gore. NO LEWD./
🦇Dark Themes.
🦇#Serpentine
🦇Semi-Cannon portrayal of Damian.
🦇/Mun is 20+. Follow if you want he’s 18+ for language and gore. NO LEWD./
🦇Dark Themes.
🦇#Serpentine
“ You demonstrated that you’re allergic to decently cooked food.”
June 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“ You demonstrated that you’re allergic to decently cooked food.”