It already has.

I took the time
To read your rhyme
Confused at first
Because God's the worst
But then I got
That you were dissing the heavenly twat

It's more of a cult than a religion.

Sounds very similar to Jehovah's Witnesses.

They had twelve sacks, so they ran sack races, and they fell on their backs, and they fell on their faces.
The ladybugs twelve at the ladybugs picnic.