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Tessa
@thebiparadox.bsky.social
Freelance film writer, associate editor and contributor to MovieJawn and host of Pay Attention, 007 podcast

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New ep! New ep! 🚨🚨🚨Is THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN the best Bond film? Not really. Does Christopher Lee’s performance almost convince us that it is? Listen to our ep to find out!
In episode 10, the hosts discuss 1974’s The Man with the Golden Gun, the last Bond film directed by Guy Hamilton and 2nd appearance of Sir Roger Moore as Bond. Who will prove to be the better marksman: Bond with his Walther PPK or Scaramanga with his golden gun?

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Kristen Lopez’s new book Popcorn Disabilities is an accessible and informative read. Read my interview with her on MovieJawn and then preorder your copy for November 27!
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I asked her for more room on my mat, but she said no.
Sofie watch human do yoga on tv but human didn’t do cat pose!
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I just saw a post where someone said not to read the Lore Olympus books because they are “so offensive towards Greek gods and mythology,” and I cannot stress enough how not real those characters are and how dead their creators are.
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Ok, I’ll bite.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Sofie have advice for Predator guys: wiggle butt before pounce.
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Agreed: men should have more sleepovers with their friends and watch Roger Moore duel Christopher Lee.
Now that I think about it. The key to Male Loneliness is just bringing back the James Bond Marathons on TBS.

Do a sleepover! Oh, you're 45? Who cares! You're wife will be estatic. Bring some Legos! Order Little Cesar's!
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
New ep! New ep! 🚨🚨🚨Is THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN the best Bond film? Not really. Does Christopher Lee’s performance almost convince us that it is? Listen to our ep to find out!
In episode 10, the hosts discuss 1974’s The Man with the Golden Gun, the last Bond film directed by Guy Hamilton and 2nd appearance of Sir Roger Moore as Bond. Who will prove to be the better marksman: Bond with his Walther PPK or Scaramanga with his golden gun?

www.moviejawn.com/payattention...
November 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Just the feets
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Hi, hi! It’s been a minute since I’ve reviewed, but check out my review of LESBIAN SPACE PRINCESS. The vibes are good!
October 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Sofie had ennui
October 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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So glad this is happening again!
Looking for your next watch?

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October 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Yessssss
The Mitchells are coming back! Sony Pictures Animation has officially confirmed they are making The Mitchells Vs. the Machines 2! Considering this was my favorite animated film of 2021 and my personal favorite Sony Pictures Animation film, I am incredibly hyped! Cannot wait!
October 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
She always needs to play right when I sit down to eat.
Good morning. It time to play with Sofie.
October 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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*taps mic*

🎼

*sabrina carpenter voice*

me depresso
October 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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We are only five supporters away from our year end goal!

Help us reach 75!

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October 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Me, after a long rant about how people assume sci-fi is just for men: “in conclusion, D.C. Fontana.”
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
This movie is like if you made a live action Looney Tunes: highly recommend.
The supporting cast of OSCAR (1991) was such a deep bench of talent.
October 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’m afraid to say my review of TRON: ARES is less than positive. But the NIN score is great!
October 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A new era of the podcast begins with our latest episode on LIVE AND LET DIE! (Cue electric guitar here).
In episode 09, the hosts discuss 1973’s Live and Let Die, directed by Guy Hamilton. The film introduces Sir Roger Moore as the new James Bond, and to this day, he is still the actor who has embodied the character the longest. #JamesBond #RoogerMoore #YaphetKotto

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October 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
They caught me! I’ve been slinging zines!
MovieJawn is on the road this fall slingin' zines and cinematic goodies... come on out and say hi!

Check out our events page:
moviejawn.com/moviejawn-events

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October 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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We sold out of this one at the Hiway’s Terror Thon over the weekend, so get a copy while you still can!
Want your own copy of our latest print zine featuring CINEMATIC DEALS WITH THE DEVIL?

Purchase here: www.moviejawn.com/shop/fall-2025
Goodies from @moviejawn.com , I’m a fan! 🙌🏻
October 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Finished off a fantastic weekend with a great Donald Sutherland movie, which I still don’t understand but enjoyed immensely.

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October 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This was an incredible screening.
A ★★★★★ review of Vampyr (1932)
Not So Silent Cinema performed their score for this film live at my screening, their dreamy, gothic score perfectly fit the beautiful imagery and slow pans.
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October 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM