ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ/parody
@thebigthree.bsky.social
⚠︎ 𝙼𝙳𝙽𝙸 𝟷𝟾+ ⚠︎ 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙, 𝚒𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛. 𝙽𝚘𝚗 𝙻𝚎𝚠𝚍 ◡̈
𝙰𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚝 𝙼𝚞𝚗 ☆ 𝙰𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚝 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚎
#𝓯𝓸𝔁𝔂♡
(𝓢𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓬𝓪: 𝓫𝓷𝔀)
𝙰𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚝 𝙼𝚞𝚗 ☆ 𝙰𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚝 𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚎
#𝓯𝓸𝔁𝔂♡
(𝓢𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓬𝓪: 𝓫𝓷𝔀)
// My apologies. Not a thought in this empty brain rotten head. I loved the reply though. Had me wheeze at 3 in the morning-
a cat is laying on a bed with its tongue hanging out and looking at the camera .
ALT: a cat is laying on a bed with its tongue hanging out and looking at the camera .
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November 10, 2025 at 8:19 AM
// My apologies. Not a thought in this empty brain rotten head. I loved the reply though. Had me wheeze at 3 in the morning-
✰ ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ✰
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 AM
// It really does 😔
October 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
// It really does 😔
📲 That's cool, man. Glad you two met
📲 Go right ahead. I'll probably hear his complaining soon
📲 Go right ahead. I'll probably hear his complaining soon
October 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
📲 That's cool, man. Glad you two met
📲 Go right ahead. I'll probably hear his complaining soon
📲 Go right ahead. I'll probably hear his complaining soon
📲 So someone can handle the Terminator.
📲 I'm only joking. It's good to meet you, Adonis.
📲 How'd you two meet?
📲 I'm only joking. It's good to meet you, Adonis.
📲 How'd you two meet?
October 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
📲 So someone can handle the Terminator.
📲 I'm only joking. It's good to meet you, Adonis.
📲 How'd you two meet?
📲 I'm only joking. It's good to meet you, Adonis.
📲 How'd you two meet?
// ~foxy ♡
Thank you so much for letting me know!! I didn't think that would happen! I'll appeal it and put parody in my display name. Thank you!! ♡
Thank you so much for letting me know!! I didn't think that would happen! I'll appeal it and put parody in my display name. Thank you!! ♡
October 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
// ~foxy ♡
Thank you so much for letting me know!! I didn't think that would happen! I'll appeal it and put parody in my display name. Thank you!! ♡
Thank you so much for letting me know!! I didn't think that would happen! I'll appeal it and put parody in my display name. Thank you!! ♡
📲 Relax, man. I ain't gonna bite
📲 Please call me Sam. I feel like that was too formal
📲 Also ignore that idiot.
📲 Please call me Sam. I feel like that was too formal
📲 Also ignore that idiot.
October 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
📲 Relax, man. I ain't gonna bite
📲 Please call me Sam. I feel like that was too formal
📲 Also ignore that idiot.
📲 Please call me Sam. I feel like that was too formal
📲 Also ignore that idiot.
"Yeah and maybe uncle Bucky will get his rear handed to him if he flirts with a certain woman." He points at him, glaring with no heat to it.
October 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
"Yeah and maybe uncle Bucky will get his rear handed to him if he flirts with a certain woman." He points at him, glaring with no heat to it.
"In your biggest dreams, Barnes."
a man in a gray shirt is holding a shield in a park with disney + written on the bottom
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September 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
"In your biggest dreams, Barnes."
"Don't I second that." It was more in a joking way, that wide smile playing on his lips to show that.
September 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
"Don't I second that." It was more in a joking way, that wide smile playing on his lips to show that.