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peter hess
@thebestasbestos.bsky.social
science and health writer // nissan driver // please consider the environment before printing my posts!
i didn't realize just how bad things have gotten in the USA: Pantone's color of the year is white
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
unfortunately i'm trapped and can't stand up for the rest of the day
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
it actually makes so much sense that George Miller wrote and directed both of these movies
November 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I acknowledge this move is capricious and sets bad precedent, but I don't know how much New Yorkers are missing out by depriving the NYPD intelligence division of additional funds.
October 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i had a lovely tinned fish potluck picnic in the park today with my friends

i love my friends and we all love food

i think there's like a dozen tins of fish in this photo
August 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
i hope DHS brings them phone chargers!!

nypost.com/2025/08/22/u...
August 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i and sara (who's too cool to be on this app, which i respect so much) got our marriage license today, and naturally she had to wear her Bridal Crocs
April 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Calamitous Ortbo is my favorite podracer
March 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
not a cell phone in sight. just ppl living in the moment.
February 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
turns out i'm actually channeling the CEO mindset when i blow my rent money on analog synthesizers and going out to eat
February 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
this is the energy i'm bringing into 2025
December 30, 2024 at 7:38 PM
🤔
December 30, 2024 at 3:46 PM
heads up for any hungry investors out there. 2021 is the year of something called intercoin
December 18, 2024 at 7:19 PM
CEOs today:
December 5, 2024 at 10:38 PM
touch grass?? buddy, i've caressed the ice that runs in the very veins of Mother Earth

time to game for 6 hours
December 1, 2024 at 11:02 PM
i put catnip tea in the humidifier and everyone is acting funny
November 30, 2024 at 5:53 PM
bluesky currently trending on X
November 14, 2024 at 3:57 PM
tucked. calm. in her lane. thriving. waiting to be petted.
November 13, 2024 at 3:50 PM
this is your sign that it's time to put screens away for a few minutes and relax your eyes
May 22, 2024 at 7:09 PM
August 16, 2023 at 7:10 PM
sir, your waah-mbulance has arrived
August 6, 2023 at 11:08 PM
🚨🚨🚨 wet chin 🚨🚨🚨
August 2, 2023 at 1:49 AM