The Bearded Unicorn
@thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social
I don’t exist. At least, not so you’d notice. Stuff from my brain may appear here.
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
Independence is only taken. Never given.
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Independence is only taken. Never given.
Which God? There are thousands.
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Which God? There are thousands.
Independence is only ever taken. Never given.
October 8, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Independence is only ever taken. Never given.
They won’t lose it. It’ll be your fault you went to the wrong airport
October 7, 2025 at 11:19 AM
They won’t lose it. It’ll be your fault you went to the wrong airport
Narrator voice “she had never checked”
October 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Narrator voice “she had never checked”
And owned by a foreign government
September 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
And owned by a foreign government
All Crypt0 is a Ponzi scheme.
September 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
All Crypt0 is a Ponzi scheme.
It’s owned by the people who own them.
September 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
It’s owned by the people who own them.
She started out with millions and has most of it left.
September 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
She started out with millions and has most of it left.
Also ‘not on offer’
September 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Also ‘not on offer’
They would if they could
September 6, 2025 at 9:26 AM
They would if they could
Johnson and Fatgarbage’s hatred of each other is well known. Boris won’t join Reform as long as Slimy Nigel is there, and Nigel won’t give up the publicity (and the money)
September 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Johnson and Fatgarbage’s hatred of each other is well known. Boris won’t join Reform as long as Slimy Nigel is there, and Nigel won’t give up the publicity (and the money)
I still say baynall for ‘banal’
August 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I still say baynall for ‘banal’
Pedro Pascal & Jack Black?
August 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Pedro Pascal & Jack Black?
Scrabbling desperately to get back Reform voters.
August 31, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Scrabbling desperately to get back Reform voters.
Frog faced foghorn of ignorance.
August 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Frog faced foghorn of ignorance.
Because a child’s right to life isn’t in the Constitution.
August 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Because a child’s right to life isn’t in the Constitution.
The vests didn’t work
August 26, 2025 at 8:20 AM
The vests didn’t work
‘Would consider’ is not the same as ‘would do’. They don’t have a name yet.
August 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
‘Would consider’ is not the same as ‘would do’. They don’t have a name yet.
Astronomers
a man wearing a hat that says " wayne 's world "
ALT: a man wearing a hat that says " wayne 's world "
media.tenor.com
August 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Astronomers
