The Bearded Unicorn
@thebeardedunicorn.bsky.social
I don’t exist. At least, not so you’d notice. Stuff from my brain may appear here.
Why does the British government and the BBC maintain accounts on a platform whose owner has called for the violent overthrow of the British government?
September 22, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Why does the British government and the BBC maintain accounts on a platform whose owner has called for the violent overthrow of the British government?
Fight back. Fly this flag.
August 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Fight back. Fly this flag.
You do realise that pedophiles don’t just quit because they’re President.
Trump STILL fucks kids.
Trump STILL fucks kids.
July 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
You do realise that pedophiles don’t just quit because they’re President.
Trump STILL fucks kids.
Trump STILL fucks kids.
Baristas deliberately get people’s names wrong so it gets posted online.
July 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Baristas deliberately get people’s names wrong so it gets posted online.
Salads are great as long as you add food.
July 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Salads are great as long as you add food.
To whoever told the genie “I want the racist with the fake tan dead”
1) be more specific
2) you have two wishes left.
1) be more specific
2) you have two wishes left.
July 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
To whoever told the genie “I want the racist with the fake tan dead”
1) be more specific
2) you have two wishes left.
1) be more specific
2) you have two wishes left.
Releasing the client list is meaningless.
I want trials.
No NDAs.
No settlements out of court.
Accountability.
I want trials.
No NDAs.
No settlements out of court.
Accountability.
July 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Releasing the client list is meaningless.
I want trials.
No NDAs.
No settlements out of court.
Accountability.
I want trials.
No NDAs.
No settlements out of court.
Accountability.
98% of radio DJs (&100% of club DJs) should talk less and play more music.
July 16, 2025 at 7:55 AM
98% of radio DJs (&100% of club DJs) should talk less and play more music.
If Biden was in the Epstein files it would be on every lamppost in the USA.
July 16, 2025 at 7:41 AM
If Biden was in the Epstein files it would be on every lamppost in the USA.
Any MP who changes party should automatically trigger a by-election. People voted for your PARTY, not you, you arrogant fucks.
July 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Any MP who changes party should automatically trigger a by-election. People voted for your PARTY, not you, you arrogant fucks.
I think Em Arlott could be the successor to Katherine Brunt.
May 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I think Em Arlott could be the successor to Katherine Brunt.
Betway Brexit!
May 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Betway Brexit!
It’s a sign of how bad things are that someone tries to set fire to Starmer’s house and nobody’s sure if they’re a Labour supporter or opposition.
May 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
It’s a sign of how bad things are that someone tries to set fire to Starmer’s house and nobody’s sure if they’re a Labour supporter or opposition.
Mmm. That new Pope smell.
May 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Mmm. That new Pope smell.
Can’t we just start a Crowdfund to have him shot?
For real this time.
For real this time.
May 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Can’t we just start a Crowdfund to have him shot?
For real this time.
For real this time.
If you voted Reform Ltd. and now you’re going to a VE Day commemoration, you don’t understand irony.
Farage wouldn’t have been on the Allied side in 1945, and he isn’t now.
Farage wouldn’t have been on the Allied side in 1945, and he isn’t now.
May 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
If you voted Reform Ltd. and now you’re going to a VE Day commemoration, you don’t understand irony.
Farage wouldn’t have been on the Allied side in 1945, and he isn’t now.
Farage wouldn’t have been on the Allied side in 1945, and he isn’t now.
Just heard helter-skelter on the radio by The Beatles, so when do we start killing celebrities?
April 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Just heard helter-skelter on the radio by The Beatles, so when do we start killing celebrities?
If any other country was doing what the USA is doing now, the USA would invade to ‘restore democracy’. Except Russia or Israel obviously.
April 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
If any other country was doing what the USA is doing now, the USA would invade to ‘restore democracy’. Except Russia or Israel obviously.
New phone. WTF?
April 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New phone. WTF?
The Revolution will not be on TikTok.
April 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The Revolution will not be on TikTok.
Me in the national security groupchat
a woman with purple hair and purple lips is saying i don 't think i belong here
ALT: a woman with purple hair and purple lips is saying i don 't think i belong here
media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Me in the national security groupchat
If Epstein were still alive today, Trump would have pardoned him.
March 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If Epstein were still alive today, Trump would have pardoned him.
Just seen a tweet from Liz Truss “Looking forward to my first day overseeing the Electrical Grid in West London”
March 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Just seen a tweet from Liz Truss “Looking forward to my first day overseeing the Electrical Grid in West London”
It would seem the checks and balances built into the system in the USA don’t work.
Take to the streets.
Take to the streets.
March 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It would seem the checks and balances built into the system in the USA don’t work.
Take to the streets.
Take to the streets.