Rover Jackson
@thebaseballdog.bsky.social
Parody Account not affliated with 90% studios.
(final parody acc by the creator of both @patheticmagic.bsky.social and @afelineoratiger.bsky.social!)
(final parody acc by the creator of both @patheticmagic.bsky.social and @afelineoratiger.bsky.social!)
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𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙡, 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙁𝙇𝙔, 𝙄'𝙢 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙩 𝙖 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙪𝙣!
Reposted by Rover Jackson
A portrayal of Deltatraveler Kris!
Dark themes ahead.
Likes + reposts appreciated!
More info below.
Dark themes ahead.
Likes + reposts appreciated!
More info below.
June 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
A portrayal of Deltatraveler Kris!
Dark themes ahead.
Likes + reposts appreciated!
More info below.
Dark themes ahead.
Likes + reposts appreciated!
More info below.
Reposted by Rover Jackson
"𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥, 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦."
𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙋𝘽 𝙟𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙮!
𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙋𝘽 𝙟𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙮!
June 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘥, 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦."
𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙋𝘽 𝙟𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙮!
𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙋𝘽 𝙟𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝘽𝙡𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙠𝙮!
// sighhh the PA accounts are DYING I'M NKT MOTIVATED
June 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
// sighhh the PA accounts are DYING I'M NKT MOTIVATED
Why did I do that? Am I gay?
June 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Why did I do that? Am I gay?
" I feel a lil lightheaded... "
[Rover's body seems to grow weaker as he stays close to Sparky, but he's awake! And alive. Likely in a lot of pain.]
" Who's Sorta? Is that your Uber driver? "
[Rover's body seems to grow weaker as he stays close to Sparky, but he's awake! And alive. Likely in a lot of pain.]
" Who's Sorta? Is that your Uber driver? "
Cool. I'm gonna call Sorta to get us. Sit tight.
June 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
" I feel a lil lightheaded... "
[Rover's body seems to grow weaker as he stays close to Sparky, but he's awake! And alive. Likely in a lot of pain.]
" Who's Sorta? Is that your Uber driver? "
[Rover's body seems to grow weaker as he stays close to Sparky, but he's awake! And alive. Likely in a lot of pain.]
" Who's Sorta? Is that your Uber driver? "
" That one you told me about, in the big city! "
[Rover seems too innocent to be put through all of that... He slowly leans into Sparky.]
" Uhh, cough– bring me there, bossss! "
[Rover seems too innocent to be put through all of that... He slowly leans into Sparky.]
" Uhh, cough– bring me there, bossss! "
... You should tell me which hospital you'd prefer to go to.
June 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
" That one you told me about, in the big city! "
[Rover seems too innocent to be put through all of that... He slowly leans into Sparky.]
" Uhh, cough– bring me there, bossss! "
[Rover seems too innocent to be put through all of that... He slowly leans into Sparky.]
" Uhh, cough– bring me there, bossss! "
" You're a good dog, Sparky. A good dog. "
[Rover looks as sickly as one can get, his legs wobbly as he tries to keep some balance to hide his clear sickness.]
" You shouldd... COUGH— Tell me more about your friends! They seem like neat folk. "
[Rover looks as sickly as one can get, his legs wobbly as he tries to keep some balance to hide his clear sickness.]
" You shouldd... COUGH— Tell me more about your friends! They seem like neat folk. "
. . .
Feels weird to miss someone I feel like I never really got to know as well as I should have. But I saw a glimpse of an ushanka a few minutes ago, and... it made me think of someone. Wonder where she is.
Feels weird to miss someone I feel like I never really got to know as well as I should have. But I saw a glimpse of an ushanka a few minutes ago, and... it made me think of someone. Wonder where she is.
June 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
" You're a good dog, Sparky. A good dog. "
[Rover looks as sickly as one can get, his legs wobbly as he tries to keep some balance to hide his clear sickness.]
" You shouldd... COUGH— Tell me more about your friends! They seem like neat folk. "
[Rover looks as sickly as one can get, his legs wobbly as he tries to keep some balance to hide his clear sickness.]
" You shouldd... COUGH— Tell me more about your friends! They seem like neat folk. "
Reposted by Rover Jackson
♫ 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙈𝙀 𝙄𝙁 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙏
Cool Kid Cody is now here!
Cool Kid Cody is now here!
June 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
♫ 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙈𝙀 𝙄𝙁 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙏
Cool Kid Cody is now here!
Cool Kid Cody is now here!
[Rover lays down coated in blood, body limb on a table, seemingly not dead...]
" Bleeeeh... "
" Bleeeeh... "
June 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
[Rover lays down coated in blood, body limb on a table, seemingly not dead...]
" Bleeeeh... "
" Bleeeeh... "
TIGGER NEEDS TO STOP TELLING EVERYONE FALSE LIES ABOUT ME!! I do NOT have a crush on Sparky or any one else! That's yucky!
June 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
TIGGER NEEDS TO STOP TELLING EVERYONE FALSE LIES ABOUT ME!! I do NOT have a crush on Sparky or any one else! That's yucky!
Reposted by Rover Jackson
( soggy sparky saturday . )
( repost to sog a dog . )
( repost to sog a dog . )
May 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
( soggy sparky saturday . )
( repost to sog a dog . )
( repost to sog a dog . )
// go. FOllow @pizzatotheboy.bsky.social NOW!
a group of people are standing in front of a large screen with a picture of a man 's face projected on it .
ALT: a group of people are standing in front of a large screen with a picture of a man 's face projected on it .
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May 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
// go. FOllow @pizzatotheboy.bsky.social NOW!
Why not? Its like, the second best water! Besides the mud water, then theres the floor water, and the water with bubbles I find dripping down the street when someone washes their garage!
[... It's self-explanatory as to why hes so weak to sickness.]
[... It's self-explanatory as to why hes so weak to sickness.]
May 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Why not? Its like, the second best water! Besides the mud water, then theres the floor water, and the water with bubbles I find dripping down the street when someone washes their garage!
[... It's self-explanatory as to why hes so weak to sickness.]
[... It's self-explanatory as to why hes so weak to sickness.]
TOILET WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
TOILET WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
// hes so stupid I hate him
May 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
// hes so stupid I hate him
Reposted by Rover Jackson
NOOOOOOO! WHAT?! WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?!
May 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
NOOOOOOO! WHAT?! WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?!
I'm seeing double ere'!
May 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I'm seeing double ere'!
Yeah! I mean, dogs are like the coolest people ever...
[Rover looks at his paws, then at his tail, tugging on his ear a little.]
... I'd probably hold the same opinion if I WASN'T a dog!
[Rover looks at his paws, then at his tail, tugging on his ear a little.]
... I'd probably hold the same opinion if I WASN'T a dog!
May 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Yeah! I mean, dogs are like the coolest people ever...
[Rover looks at his paws, then at his tail, tugging on his ear a little.]
... I'd probably hold the same opinion if I WASN'T a dog!
[Rover looks at his paws, then at his tail, tugging on his ear a little.]
... I'd probably hold the same opinion if I WASN'T a dog!
Reposted by Rover Jackson
[Rover is AGAIN seen with his mouth dripping blood; all over the table he was seen sitting on.]
Being sick makes me feel like my whole world is falling apart...
[He slowly gets up, putting his paw on his mouth.]
I don't feel too well...
Being sick makes me feel like my whole world is falling apart...
[He slowly gets up, putting his paw on his mouth.]
I don't feel too well...
May 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
[Rover is AGAIN seen with his mouth dripping blood; all over the table he was seen sitting on.]
Being sick makes me feel like my whole world is falling apart...
[He slowly gets up, putting his paw on his mouth.]
I don't feel too well...
Being sick makes me feel like my whole world is falling apart...
[He slowly gets up, putting his paw on his mouth.]
I don't feel too well...
I think so; I think we're pretty good friends!
[Rover still is confused about the sudden reaction Rhyme had.]
Yeah! Mini is a great person! I like when they do their little awesome pink wa-wa thingy! It makes me look like a donut.
[Rover still is confused about the sudden reaction Rhyme had.]
Yeah! Mini is a great person! I like when they do their little awesome pink wa-wa thingy! It makes me look like a donut.
May 4, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I think so; I think we're pretty good friends!
[Rover still is confused about the sudden reaction Rhyme had.]
Yeah! Mini is a great person! I like when they do their little awesome pink wa-wa thingy! It makes me look like a donut.
[Rover still is confused about the sudden reaction Rhyme had.]
Yeah! Mini is a great person! I like when they do their little awesome pink wa-wa thingy! It makes me look like a donut.