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The🅱️ald1⭕ne
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🤣 Sehr gut!
Erinnert mich an "Wo sind sie? Das Meeting beginnt gleich!" - "Ich bin in Indien.". "WAS? WIESO INDIEN?" - "Naja, Sie meinten doch das Meeting ist am Ende des Ganges."
December 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Tell your brain to shut the f up. You did good! None of your brain's concerns are real. 🧡
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Eine geschäftskalte Eisfrau!
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Ich mach Glühwein, wir sollten uns das beides teilen. 👀
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
DR. VAGISAN? 😭
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Ist vielleicht der Opa. 😂
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Pro Tip: Das nächste mal in verschiedenen Größen bestellen.
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November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Mall-E 😍
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I can't even count the number of times i tried to do the 24h race in GT4 on the PS2. I never finished that. 😭
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 AM
In my career i may have well over 1000 laps on the Nordschleife. So i guess 1001 times.
November 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The speedbumps be like
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November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Right? And there's like 15 episodes.
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 AM
For learning purposes i can only recommend these documentaries: youtu.be/xJad4dhKjrY?... 🤣
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November 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
It's the most common thing for the people here around this time of the year. 🤣
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 AM
DO YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT THE GREATEST INVENTION OF HUMAN KIND EVER VIVKA? 😭
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Bernd ist aber auch echt ein Traum von einem Brot.
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Mist.
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Äußerst selten. 🤣
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Aber denk dran, hier spricht keiner Deutsch. 🤣
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Trifft alles zu! 🤣
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Muss man aber auch clever wählen, sonst wohnt man am Arsch der Welt (also quasi hier). 🤣
November 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM