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Why, indeed, did it hurt when Frank Zappa peed?
December 31, 2024 at 10:57 AM
Tbh I always thought he'd be miles better as Lobo

Also, can we take a moment to acknowledge Lobo's absolutely fucking dope backstory
December 30, 2024 at 10:02 PM
I am constantly insulted on this platform
December 29, 2024 at 11:41 PM
December 29, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Well shit
December 29, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Just watched a crappy horror film called What Lies Below... I will say though, the stepdad in it looks like Christopher Reeve mixed with Aaron Taylor Johnson, definitely Superman material
December 29, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Separated at birth
December 29, 2024 at 7:37 PM
December 29, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Skooma: not even once
December 27, 2024 at 2:14 PM
When someone insults the orange and strawberry flavoured Quality Street chocolates
December 27, 2024 at 2:08 PM
December 27, 2024 at 2:05 PM
December 26, 2024 at 12:16 PM
December 25, 2024 at 10:40 PM
This is me so think about who you're being mean to next time you say something not nice to me
December 22, 2024 at 12:36 PM
December 21, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Mace Windu has the final say
December 20, 2024 at 11:23 AM
*laughs hysterically in Irish rebel*
December 19, 2024 at 12:26 PM
EEnE heist game please and thank you
December 17, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Pain.
December 17, 2024 at 12:58 PM
December 17, 2024 at 12:51 PM
December 16, 2024 at 9:42 PM
December 16, 2024 at 9:25 PM
...wut
December 16, 2024 at 7:52 PM
If ACAB is real then explain this
December 16, 2024 at 1:56 PM
December 15, 2024 at 3:53 PM