The Average Scum
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The Average Scum
@theaveragescum.bsky.social
Sad clown
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Listen y'all I know she's super cool and hot but stop sharing that ladies face who broke that guys groper glasses. Obviously it's different than Luigi but let's use this less serious event to practice not doing the cops job for them.
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Is there such thing as the opposite of a humbling? Like I wasn't getting to big and I had to be knocked down, I was getting too small and had to be built up. Is there a word for that?

Anyway I love my friends. Happy birthday to me.
December 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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The sexual objectification/humiliation and the attempt to co-opt and reverse their political/ideological leanings come from the same desire to abuse power over women, control women, and ultimately force women to perform for you and your interests in rejection of their autonomy
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
It's really unfortunate how many 10/10 hotties on dating apps all have my sister or brother's names.
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Vans dead. That's fine, I'm just stranded at work till my mechanic gets a part in which might be a day or two... Fine I'll just play banjo a ton.

Immediately break a string.

Taking YouTube recommendations.
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My friend makes this really cool lunar calendar and it takes her forever so people should buy it it's super fucking cool
My hand block printed 2026 Lunar Calendar is 15% off until Monday! And so is everything else in my online shop! No code needed, we’re just going off good vibes ✨

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#art #printmaking #blockprint #lunarcalendar
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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It’s small business weekend and I’m having a meager little sale in my online shop! If you’re getting gifts this weekend make sure to shop small and support all the artists you love instead of the big box giants

sadfishclub.com

#art #printmaking #blockprint #sbs #shopsmall
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I just got a vegan three way after not having one for over ten years and the way the James River bbq and the mayo play with each other genuinely gave me a Ratatouille moment.

You just couldn't understand.
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This shit pisses me off so much cause this implies 1. All 89 million would have voted for Harris and 2. Do people not realize that not everyone CAN vote? Go find some dude sleeping in his car without an address and ask him if he feels responsibility for not voting.
Will someone please ask the 89 million Americans who didn't vote in the last election if they are being affected by anything this administration is doing to the other Americans?
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The only turkey I care about today.

Fuck America
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This guy moves like a real life lupin character.
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I need to fucking destroy something
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
As someone who grew up in Salem, MA around a lot of white witchery, this is the whitest thing that's ever been written.

Like I know "dianic hellenists" and it's white as fuck.
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"I'm in favor of doubling congress' salary so they aren't reliant on outside money like insider trading" is something I just heard a big "progressive" news podcaster say. This is why I don't trust anyone in the DSA.
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I think a lot of people don't actually realize how absolutely horrifying men can be when they think everyone in the room agrees with them.
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they overturned women’s constitutional right to an abortion three years ago
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I get it it's silly but my question is why was he starting to give a delicate answer? Say yes!!

Look at the fucking quote tweets, it's just a bunch of people saying they like trump now, all this has done is softened Trump's image.
A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.

Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This is also a gross misrepresentation of the study.

They tested English majors in college, people that should know how to read Dickens.

They picked Dickens specifically because they knew college kids wouldn't know some of the words, and would have to use their brains.

The kids had a dictionary.
... Boy, Dickens is the worst example to pick here.

"Dickens's world is too far removed from modern experience."

What, you mean the world of enormous wealth disparity, the industrialization of human life begetting generational suffering, the young forced to scavenge on the fringes of society...
November 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Something similar to this (no death) happened as a "hazing ritual" at my school and you'd never know it with the way the school covered it up.

Those kids were good at football so they did whatever they could to keep them on the field.
We adultify little girls to justify men raping them, infantilize men when they perpetrate rape. This isn't a prank, this is men sexually dominating a boy. This language intentionally destigmatizes men's sexual violence to men/boys by framing it as fun, pranks, or hazing.
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
The Snufkin game is really good
November 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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odai needs food and medicine! please help if you have any to spare 🖤
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I agree but I'm gonna piggy back off this.

Asking as a van driver, can we stop implying everyone who drives a van is trying to steal children?
we gotta bring back wizard murals on vans, that would do a lot to heal american culture
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Voting in the analogy isnt calling an ambulance, it's sticking your dirty ass finger in the wound. Sure you might stop the bleeding for a while but that shits getting infected.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM