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Master and Commander Quotes
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Quotations from Patrick O'Brian's Aubrey-Maturin Master and Commander novels.

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Surprise, at sea.
‘Captain Aubrey’s compliments to Dr Maturin, congratulates him upon his safe arrival, and will be very happy to dine with him at the George this day at three o’clock; has not yet shipped paper, pens, or ink, and begs to be excused the informality of his reply.’
December 12, 2024 at 9:28 AM
Certainly Sophie had drunk her porter, and a glass of bosun’s grog – had eaten splendidly: Jack loved a girl that tucked in hearty.
December 12, 2024 at 9:27 AM
‘I am most deeply sorry, sir: most heartily ashamed,’ said the footpad, hanging his head.
December 12, 2024 at 9:27 AM
‘There's many a slip twixt the cup and the sip, you know.’
December 11, 2024 at 7:57 PM
‘An ill-looking parcel of bastards,’ he reflected, seeing a bailiff in every full-grown man. ‘But my God, what a life. Doing this every day, cooped up with a ledger – what a life.’
December 11, 2024 at 7:57 PM
‘I distinctly remember that he termed you a lubber.’ ‘Yes, but a lecherous lubber: I kept a girl in the cable-tiers. It was a reflection upon my morals, not my seamanship.’
December 11, 2024 at 7:56 PM
‘Wittles is up,’ said Killick, appearing in the doorway together with the homely reek of boiled cabbage.
December 11, 2024 at 7:44 AM
‘Forgive me if I am a little late,’ he said, walking into the smell of toasted cheese. ‘I am just come from the mizzentop.’
December 11, 2024 at 7:44 AM
‘They love zeal in Whitehall,’ observed Jack, ‘particularly when it don’t cost them anything.’
December 11, 2024 at 7:44 AM
‘Those bleeding caulkers at the Yard,’ Killick muttered, ‘don’t know their fucking business . . . I’d caulk ’em . . . oh, I’d caulk ’em, and with a red-hot caulking iron in their . . .’ The fancy pleased him; his face grew less surly.
December 9, 2024 at 8:15 PM
It was extremely gratifying - the Captain had been seen to go pale, and Bonden too, the patient's cousin - blood running down Joe's neck regardless - brains clearly to be seen - something not to be missed for a mint of money - instructive, too - and they made the most of it.
December 9, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Teaching young gentlemen has a dismal effect upon the soul. It exemplifies the badness of established, artificial authority. The pedagogue has almost absolute authority over his pupils: he beats them and insensibly he loses the sense of respect due to them as fellow human beings.
December 9, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Throughout the night the wind backed until it was blowing hard from the north; there it stayed, north-east, north, never allowing more than close-reefed topsails, if that, for nine days on end, nine days of rain, snow, steep wicked seas, and a perpetual fighting for their lives.
December 7, 2024 at 9:10 AM
The sea was a treacherous element; a ship but a frail conveyance – fragilis ratis – tossed by the billows at their whim, and subject to every wind that blew.
December 7, 2024 at 9:09 AM
‘Oh dear, oh dear,’ cried Plaice. ‘He’s a-taking off his coat. We should never have let him off alone on those – – sands. Mr Babbington said “Do not let him go a-wandering on them – – sands, Plaice, or I’ll have the hide off your – back”. Ahoy! The Doctor ahoy, sir!'
December 6, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Left to himself, Stephen looked at his private stock of laudanum, his bottled fortitude: at one time he had made great use of it, up to four thousand drops a day, but now he did not even draw the cork.
December 6, 2024 at 10:39 PM
William Babbington, too, is an excellent young man; though he was harpooned by a lamentable trollopy wench the moment he set foot ashore, and eventually was obliged to be placed under restraint.
December 6, 2024 at 10:39 PM
‘There is a ship on fire,’ said Jack in horror, his heart pumping so hard that he could scarcely keep the steady deep-red glow in his object-glass. ‘I hope to God it is not one of ours. I hope to God they drown the magazines.’
December 3, 2024 at 7:13 PM
'But my Sophie must have a medical man– apart from anything else, you have no notion of what a hypochondriac your seaman is: they love to be physicked, and a ship’s company without someone to look after them, even the rawest half-grown surgeon’s mate, is not a happy ship’s company'
December 3, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Another elephant crossed in front of them, a trim pole set up on the howdah, bearing a streamer that read Revenge as it floated on the breeze: most of the ship’s starboard maintopmen were there, clinging to one another in a tight mass, while their larboard colleagues ran behind.
December 3, 2024 at 7:12 PM
‘There was a smart little whippersnapper of an attorney in Dover that had the infernal confidence to make me an offer. I have never been so mortified in my life. I had rather go to the stake, or look after the Teapot for the rest of my days.'
December 2, 2024 at 7:08 PM
The sloth not easily alarmed; as soon as it was provided with a piece of hawser stretched taut in the cabin it went fast to sleep, hanging by its claws and swaying with the roll as it might have done in the wind-rocked branches of its native forest.
December 2, 2024 at 7:08 PM
'When one sea-officer is to be roasted, there is always another at hand to turn the spit,’ said the bear. ‘It is an old service proverb. I hope to God I have that fornicating young sod under my command one day. I’ll make him dance a hornpipe – oh, such a hornpipe.'
December 2, 2024 at 7:07 PM
‘It is my belief, Mr Brown, that you will never be really happy until there is not a King’s ship left in the Mediterranean and you can walk round your yard mustering a full complement of paint-pots every day of the week, never issuing out so much as a treenail.’
November 30, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Davis was no seaman although he had spent his whole life afloat, a dull-witted, clumsy fellow, very strong and very dangerous when vexed or drunk, easily vexed and easily intoxicated.
November 30, 2024 at 8:19 PM