You went with THAT hair?!?

*scoffs and grumbles*

... and throw the Venatori to monster instead.. *cackles*

Huurmmm .. hitting below the belt, I see...

Fine.*sighs* URCHIN!! Release the prisoner..

Never... *cackles manically*

You'll never get him back... mwhahahahahahah...*cough, gurgle*

*the golem stares vacantly ahead, acknowledging no one*
Don't mind Thaddeus, he doesn't speak.

Ahh yes the cart!! It was made by...*goes into a long-winded speech about the history and materials of the cart and how expensive and valuable it is*

Another satisfied customer...

developed by Calenhad Theirin during the Exalted Age.

It is made from Dragonling scales(2.5% fire resistance),Hardened Gurgut skin(3.5%fire resistance), Wyvern scales(3.5 fire resistance) and Dragon scales(4% fire resistance).

Will this do?

Hmm.. yes of course not. *rolls eyes*

Well, I do have a few garments that would meet your requirements, I think..

URCHIN!!! Get the *special* hat and bowtie!! The ones hidden behind the statue of Andraste!!

Ahh yes.. these items are made from an ancient blend of materials called "Kevlharr"...

*eyes the gallon sized jug of rosehip oil with glee*

Hmm yes.. I will attend and I shall use some of my best rejuvenating oils for the occasion!!

*after reading the scroll*

Hmmm.. perhaps I could have Thaddeus carry me to the wedding...

The missive:

(The missive)

*gazes longingly at Lucanis's eyes...*