The Angry Squirrel
@theangrysquirrel.bsky.social
I can't even ....
Nerd, husband, dad, and goofball fascinated by small, furry creatures.
Your life is not my business. Do not oppress, be happy, and live to be a hundred.
I don't DM with new connections. That never works out well.
Nerd, husband, dad, and goofball fascinated by small, furry creatures.
Your life is not my business. Do not oppress, be happy, and live to be a hundred.
I don't DM with new connections. That never works out well.
But Republicans do have a health care plan!
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
But Republicans do have a health care plan!
The Republicans both suck and blow.
October 31, 2025 at 7:54 AM
The Republicans both suck and blow.
The Son-of-a-Biscuit-Eater Also Rises.
Hail ....
Hail ....
October 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
The Son-of-a-Biscuit-Eater Also Rises.
Hail ....
Hail ....
El Señor Pollo Naranja
October 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
El Señor Pollo Naranja
Domestic bliss on a sunny Sunday morn.
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Domestic bliss on a sunny Sunday morn.
It hurt his feelings.
October 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It hurt his feelings.
I disagree.
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I disagree.
NFTs are where Bitcoin meets Photoshop. What a scam!
October 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
NFTs are where Bitcoin meets Photoshop. What a scam!
Gotta make my nut. M'kay?
October 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Gotta make my nut. M'kay?
Hey! Everyone is pissed about this and eleventy billion other things! We're burning out!
October 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Hey! Everyone is pissed about this and eleventy billion other things! We're burning out!
Pardon my rudeness.
October 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Pardon my rudeness.
She misspoke. She meant "Meal Team Six."
October 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
She misspoke. She meant "Meal Team Six."
My inspirational posters have evolved.
October 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
My inspirational posters have evolved.
After watching clips of Kegsbreath and Donnie Dementia babble at the Big Beautiful Meeting, I want off this stupid timeline.
October 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
After watching clips of Kegsbreath and Donnie Dementia babble at the Big Beautiful Meeting, I want off this stupid timeline.
For the second time in her entire life, Marjorie Taylor Green told the truth: you CAN buy sex toys at CVS.
September 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
For the second time in her entire life, Marjorie Taylor Green told the truth: you CAN buy sex toys at CVS.
It's the music.
September 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It's the music.
I am so sick of the Whiner-in-Chief
September 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I am so sick of the Whiner-in-Chief
Every accusation is a confession.
September 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Every accusation is a confession.
Are we great again, yet?
September 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Are we great again, yet?
Elon has followed me! Twice!
September 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Elon has followed me! Twice!
I found Milton's new office.
September 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I found Milton's new office.
If every day is a gift, today is a bow tie.
September 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If every day is a gift, today is a bow tie.
Oh, good. I can trust this invoice. It says so. Just like I can trust Trump to do what's best for the country.
September 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Oh, good. I can trust this invoice. It says so. Just like I can trust Trump to do what's best for the country.