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The Angry Squirrel
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I can't even ....
Nerd, husband, dad, and goofball fascinated by small, furry creatures.

Your life is not my business. Do not oppress, be happy, and live to be a hundred.

I don't DM with new connections. That never works out well.
But Republicans do have a health care plan!
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The Republicans both suck and blow.
October 31, 2025 at 7:54 AM
My bad.
October 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The Son-of-a-Biscuit-Eater Also Rises.

Hail ....
October 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
El Señor Pollo Naranja
October 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Domestic bliss on a sunny Sunday morn.
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It hurt his feelings.
October 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I disagree.
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
NFTs are where Bitcoin meets Photoshop. What a scam!
October 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Gotta make my nut. M'kay?
October 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Hey! Everyone is pissed about this and eleventy billion other things! We're burning out!
October 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Pardon my rudeness.
October 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
She misspoke. She meant "Meal Team Six."
October 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My inspirational posters have evolved.
October 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
After watching clips of Kegsbreath and Donnie Dementia babble at the Big Beautiful Meeting, I want off this stupid timeline.
October 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
For the second time in her entire life, Marjorie Taylor Green told the truth: you CAN buy sex toys at CVS.
September 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It's the music.
September 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
September 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I am so sick of the Whiner-in-Chief
September 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Every accusation is a confession.
September 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Are we great again, yet?
September 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Elon has followed me! Twice!
September 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I found Milton's new office.
September 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
If every day is a gift, today is a bow tie.
September 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Oh, good. I can trust this invoice. It says so. Just like I can trust Trump to do what's best for the country.
September 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM