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Brett
@thealphabrett.bsky.social
Fat NSFW Artist
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My nearby stores typically carry fake Fruity Pebbles and fake Captain Crunch, and I can only take teal dumps for so long
October 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Like there have been a lot of disingenuous celebrity Holograms but like this feels right up dude's alley
October 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Awww sending you love from afar
October 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I will take you up on the generous offer
October 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Like a stray cat <3
October 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Relevant even lol, jesus
September 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM