The girls are fighting
November 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The girls are fighting
My therapy has been pro bono because a friend talked about me enough in therapy that the therapist was like I gotta see this train wreck up close.
October 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
My therapy has been pro bono because a friend talked about me enough in therapy that the therapist was like I gotta see this train wreck up close.
Lucky Charms with sprinkles has a totally different corn puff and it tastes like Sprinkles Sprangles
October 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Lucky Charms with sprinkles has a totally different corn puff and it tastes like Sprinkles Sprangles
Few words strike fear in my heart like used K-pop pillow on Marketplace
October 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Few words strike fear in my heart like used K-pop pillow on Marketplace
Dangerous working conditions
October 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Dangerous working conditions
Upgraded my pet sitting insurance and it ask how many employees I have, just me, then it asked if I wanted to add insurance for if one of my employees steals...
October 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Upgraded my pet sitting insurance and it ask how many employees I have, just me, then it asked if I wanted to add insurance for if one of my employees steals...
Trying to decide if I care about dressing up anymore as I've fully embraced the tshirt life
October 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Trying to decide if I care about dressing up anymore as I've fully embraced the tshirt life
I miss real American cereal boxes that wouldn't fit in my cabinets, I hate the shrink-flated 12 oz nonsense
October 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I miss real American cereal boxes that wouldn't fit in my cabinets, I hate the shrink-flated 12 oz nonsense
I saw that ppl are mad Stan Lee is going to be a Hologram and personally I feel like he would've been super into it
October 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I saw that ppl are mad Stan Lee is going to be a Hologram and personally I feel like he would've been super into it
Andrew Shulz talking to Joe Rogan about Andrew Santino
October 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Andrew Shulz talking to Joe Rogan about Andrew Santino
In my head Joe Biden definitely had Quaaludes phase
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
In my head Joe Biden definitely had Quaaludes phase
I will adopt your cats when you all get raptured, just leave me all your money with them, wet food is expensive.
September 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I will adopt your cats when you all get raptured, just leave me all your money with them, wet food is expensive.
Tuberculosis the dog
September 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Tuberculosis the dog
Weird that this painting I did is almost 10 years old and more relents than when I did it
September 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Weird that this painting I did is almost 10 years old and more relents than when I did it
I being lead to believe the WWE is having a EMF free night in which they will put little serial numbered gold cards at the end of the ring posts. Which begs the question, if my being broke is benevolent or an excuse for not committing to the grift?
September 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I being lead to believe the WWE is having a EMF free night in which they will put little serial numbered gold cards at the end of the ring posts. Which begs the question, if my being broke is benevolent or an excuse for not committing to the grift?
Wyler's vanilla water packets make my mouth feel like it's losing it's grip on reality 8/10
September 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Wyler's vanilla water packets make my mouth feel like it's losing it's grip on reality 8/10
Modern Jesus would flip podcast tables
September 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Modern Jesus would flip podcast tables
Hot takes, get your hot takes here, half baked, deep fried, any way you like em, hot takes for sale
September 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Hot takes, get your hot takes here, half baked, deep fried, any way you like em, hot takes for sale
People who generate AI images and call themselves artists are tantamount to someone calling themselves a programmer because they are good at a video game someone else made
September 2, 2025 at 9:24 AM
People who generate AI images and call themselves artists are tantamount to someone calling themselves a programmer because they are good at a video game someone else made
Taking a non-consensual t break and the dreams are wild
August 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Taking a non-consensual t break and the dreams are wild
You know times are bad when the local rub n tug hits Groupon
August 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
You know times are bad when the local rub n tug hits Groupon
Not that I'm trying to shorten anybody's life for nothing, but then Maruchan Yakisobi in the chili cheese flavor tastes just like chili cheese Fritos
August 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Not that I'm trying to shorten anybody's life for nothing, but then Maruchan Yakisobi in the chili cheese flavor tastes just like chili cheese Fritos
Added a guy from high school it took about 5 messages to get called 'my fair maiden'. I just need everyone to know I still got it.
July 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Added a guy from high school it took about 5 messages to get called 'my fair maiden'. I just need everyone to know I still got it.
I killed a bunch of ants in my sink using Dawn power wash which led me to look at the ingredients, turns out it's flammable
July 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I killed a bunch of ants in my sink using Dawn power wash which led me to look at the ingredients, turns out it's flammable