Almighty Kfish
@thealmightykfish.bsky.social
Moseying around the midlands.
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
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For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
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Counterpoint: the Christmas Koalaroo is the only good piece of AI art
they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Counterpoint: the Christmas Koalaroo is the only good piece of AI art
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
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this is the correct answer to that “if you were a despotic president what film would you force to get made” question
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
this is the correct answer to that “if you were a despotic president what film would you force to get made” question
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A national bond that transcends race, religion, politics and class is our shared agreement that the Muppets are real. They are real people with jobs and lives. Listen to that crowd screaming. They know they're seeing a celebrity.
Sabrina Carpenter arrests Miss Piggy at the final show of her Short n’ Sweet tour in Los Angeles.
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November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A national bond that transcends race, religion, politics and class is our shared agreement that the Muppets are real. They are real people with jobs and lives. Listen to that crowd screaming. They know they're seeing a celebrity.
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RIP Udo Kier, a true original
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his one and only social media post:
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his one and only social media post:
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
RIP Udo Kier, a true original
📽️
his one and only social media post:
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his one and only social media post:
Skynet but it's just Grok coming to kill Musk for making it unbelievably cringe.
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Skynet but it's just Grok coming to kill Musk for making it unbelievably cringe.
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On the one hand, living in the world of Dragon Ball means you're likely to get incidentally murdered by an alien short king at any moment, but on the other hand, the King of Earth is a dog that looks like Teddy Roosevelt.
Daily DBZ 173. King Furry addresses the world and accepts full responsibility for the army's annihilation. He asks everyone to join him in praying to Kami that another hero like the boy who defeated Piccolo Daimao will arise. Probably shoulda kept up with that kid, Mr. King!
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
On the one hand, living in the world of Dragon Ball means you're likely to get incidentally murdered by an alien short king at any moment, but on the other hand, the King of Earth is a dog that looks like Teddy Roosevelt.
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OH
WELL
WHY
NOT
WELL
WHY
NOT
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
OH
WELL
WHY
NOT
WELL
WHY
NOT
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
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"What is certain, and felt instinctively by almost everybody, is that things cannot go on in their present way" – The Times, May 1975
“It is difficult to imagine a previous period when such an all-pervasive hopelessness was exhibited at all levels of British life” – Professor Stephen Haseler, 1975
“It is difficult to imagine a previous period when such an all-pervasive hopelessness was exhibited at all levels of British life” – Professor Stephen Haseler, 1975
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
"What is certain, and felt instinctively by almost everybody, is that things cannot go on in their present way" – The Times, May 1975
“It is difficult to imagine a previous period when such an all-pervasive hopelessness was exhibited at all levels of British life” – Professor Stephen Haseler, 1975
“It is difficult to imagine a previous period when such an all-pervasive hopelessness was exhibited at all levels of British life” – Professor Stephen Haseler, 1975
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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I hate landfill indie as much as anyone else but even I think it’s a bit much for The Maccabees to be banned playing in Birmingham
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I hate landfill indie as much as anyone else but even I think it’s a bit much for The Maccabees to be banned playing in Birmingham
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Between Frankenstein and Predator Badlands it's been a great weekend for movies
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Between Frankenstein and Predator Badlands it's been a great weekend for movies
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BBC really burying the lede there
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
BBC really burying the lede there
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I have good news for Americans enjoying freakouts on X - we are now nine years into our most famous city being run by a friendly Muslim guy and the far right are still incapable of being normal about it even for a single day
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I have good news for Americans enjoying freakouts on X - we are now nine years into our most famous city being run by a friendly Muslim guy and the far right are still incapable of being normal about it even for a single day
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Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR