Xander
@thea1ienfuck3r.bsky.social
That’s right Andrew and Hex, I exist here now, the banana’s won’t save you this time.
Dino Nuggies are fine china
Gay
I’ll destroy everyone you know (with consent)
Lawyer Calvin says that I must share the news of #BulletProofSnowmen so…yeah
Dino Nuggies are fine china
Gay
I’ll destroy everyone you know (with consent)
Lawyer Calvin says that I must share the news of #BulletProofSnowmen so…yeah
Saw the finale of a lesbian with height issues, dollar store my not so great uncle glorbo and a renfair furry, why do I wanna fight their himbo friend?
November 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Saw the finale of a lesbian with height issues, dollar store my not so great uncle glorbo and a renfair furry, why do I wanna fight their himbo friend?
Hex….why did you make the gympie-gympie plant….I had to wipe bro wtf….😫😫
September 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Hex….why did you make the gympie-gympie plant….I had to wipe bro wtf….😫😫
Hey Andrew, when you come back from your Doctor who adventures can I plleeeaaaase have a spinosaurus! Hex and I have a bet and I wanna win
September 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Hey Andrew, when you come back from your Doctor who adventures can I plleeeaaaase have a spinosaurus! Hex and I have a bet and I wanna win
After certain things happen that were…totally lego my ego…I found Nemo…the piss colored bish learned to drown
September 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
After certain things happen that were…totally lego my ego…I found Nemo…the piss colored bish learned to drown
The moon aight enough, the next bounce house be the earth and Pluto
September 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The moon aight enough, the next bounce house be the earth and Pluto
Smash or pass: Ant hill or tarantula hawk wasp nest, na I’d win
September 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Smash or pass: Ant hill or tarantula hawk wasp nest, na I’d win
Heard what happened a couple weeks ago….the bitch belongs in da woods
September 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Heard what happened a couple weeks ago….the bitch belongs in da woods
Who’s dick I gotta peel to…no really the voices are winning
September 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Who’s dick I gotta peel to…no really the voices are winning
We survived the Velocirapture boys, dinosaurs are on the way idk didn’t read the Easter manga
September 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
We survived the Velocirapture boys, dinosaurs are on the way idk didn’t read the Easter manga
Alright DM, for season 2 Alzier, Tony and I are gonna….band..together and have our own emo band, banding over the good times while battling other bands of…where are you going I wasn’t done
September 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Alright DM, for season 2 Alzier, Tony and I are gonna….band..together and have our own emo band, banding over the good times while battling other bands of…where are you going I wasn’t done
Might be my fault, Jesus’s brother got frefgan cause of my bottom dolla dong
Banned from the Rapture for calling it “Uppies”. My brother is lame for this.
September 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Might be my fault, Jesus’s brother got frefgan cause of my bottom dolla dong
I beat my dick like I beat the allegations
April 6, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I beat my dick like I beat the allegations
I wanna hate, but he hates Hitler
March 31, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I wanna hate, but he hates Hitler
I’ve made him cum green, MAN I AM A SEX GOD!
March 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I’ve made him cum green, MAN I AM A SEX GOD!
Either let us anal or let me nap in yr belly button coward
February 19, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Either let us anal or let me nap in yr belly button coward
Burbortion if you will
January 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Burbortion if you will
My hand is a fork covered in skin
January 16, 2025 at 9:03 AM
My hand is a fork covered in skin
I WILL BRAIL YR BAGELS!!
January 6, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I WILL BRAIL YR BAGELS!!
Moral of the story is, Atlantean dildos and Indian food from the 90’s that have been brewing since a moist weekend of depression and despair leads to a trip to ToysRUs…..18 plus edition
January 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Moral of the story is, Atlantean dildos and Indian food from the 90’s that have been brewing since a moist weekend of depression and despair leads to a trip to ToysRUs…..18 plus edition
GOD DAMMIT HEX, WHY DOES MY DICK ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE GUINEA PIG?!
December 23, 2024 at 10:48 AM
GOD DAMMIT HEX, WHY DOES MY DICK ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE GUINEA PIG?!
David in hell criminal record lore, Calvin get the wiki
December 15, 2024 at 11:43 PM
David in hell criminal record lore, Calvin get the wiki
Tommy was one miscall away from an accidental school shooter, reverse harambe edition, don’t look at me Jessica! They saved the world again you fucking jumpscare
December 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Tommy was one miscall away from an accidental school shooter, reverse harambe edition, don’t look at me Jessica! They saved the world again you fucking jumpscare
Nice fog, new kink activated
December 15, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Nice fog, new kink activated
Sexual skull candy foreplay, 4.25/10
December 15, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Sexual skull candy foreplay, 4.25/10