Amber High
@the1abner.bsky.social
She/Her
Lover of wine, wonderful literature and the outdoors.
Timbers FC 🌲 • AS Roma 🐺
Lover of wine, wonderful literature and the outdoors.
Timbers FC 🌲 • AS Roma 🐺
I think the reason I am so upset all of the time is the fact that the worst people continue to have the best time and the most breaks and the easiest time while the hardest workers and nicest and people get pushed down and down and down.
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I think the reason I am so upset all of the time is the fact that the worst people continue to have the best time and the most breaks and the easiest time while the hardest workers and nicest and people get pushed down and down and down.
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Y’know, there’s something morbidly poetic about the Timbers both starting and ending their 2025 season by conceding four goals and getting a defender sent off. Really bookends the whole thing. #RCTID
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Y’know, there’s something morbidly poetic about the Timbers both starting and ending their 2025 season by conceding four goals and getting a defender sent off. Really bookends the whole thing. #RCTID
I love this little animal so much it hurts sometimes. #LifeOfTownes
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I love this little animal so much it hurts sometimes. #LifeOfTownes
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in Demolition Man, Sylvester Stallone plays a supercop from the violent 1990s frozen in time and sent to the future. He winds up fighting a group of terrorists until he realizes they're just trying to steal food, at which point he refuses to continue attacking them
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
in Demolition Man, Sylvester Stallone plays a supercop from the violent 1990s frozen in time and sent to the future. He winds up fighting a group of terrorists until he realizes they're just trying to steal food, at which point he refuses to continue attacking them
Overheard at the Cat's Paw just now:
"I commissioned an oil painting of myself after my last breakup. The artist is internationally known and has murals in lax. It focused on my sovereignty and independence."
...I fear and respect this woman but also what on earth are you doin here, lady?
"I commissioned an oil painting of myself after my last breakup. The artist is internationally known and has murals in lax. It focused on my sovereignty and independence."
...I fear and respect this woman but also what on earth are you doin here, lady?
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Overheard at the Cat's Paw just now:
"I commissioned an oil painting of myself after my last breakup. The artist is internationally known and has murals in lax. It focused on my sovereignty and independence."
...I fear and respect this woman but also what on earth are you doin here, lady?
"I commissioned an oil painting of myself after my last breakup. The artist is internationally known and has murals in lax. It focused on my sovereignty and independence."
...I fear and respect this woman but also what on earth are you doin here, lady?
Some old dude at the 5 and Dime just sat here cussin about ICE and the lot for the last hour and as he was leaving hollered "FUCK ICE! FUCK THEM!" before exiting the bar. You know what? Hell yeah, brother.
October 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Some old dude at the 5 and Dime just sat here cussin about ICE and the lot for the last hour and as he was leaving hollered "FUCK ICE! FUCK THEM!" before exiting the bar. You know what? Hell yeah, brother.
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“Let them go a month without meals. Maybe they will get a job”
First, many SNAP recipients have jobs. They’re just living below the poverty line because of tremendous wealth inequality.
Second, many are disabled and children and can’t work.
Third, no one should starve to death.
First, many SNAP recipients have jobs. They’re just living below the poverty line because of tremendous wealth inequality.
Second, many are disabled and children and can’t work.
Third, no one should starve to death.
October 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
“Let them go a month without meals. Maybe they will get a job”
First, many SNAP recipients have jobs. They’re just living below the poverty line because of tremendous wealth inequality.
Second, many are disabled and children and can’t work.
Third, no one should starve to death.
First, many SNAP recipients have jobs. They’re just living below the poverty line because of tremendous wealth inequality.
Second, many are disabled and children and can’t work.
Third, no one should starve to death.
El sicko. No girls trip weekend. No soccer. No fun times. Only coughing and hacking and aching and whining. Wahhhhh.
October 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
El sicko. No girls trip weekend. No soccer. No fun times. Only coughing and hacking and aching and whining. Wahhhhh.
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The Timbers are pretty firmly in the Bad Place.
They’ve settled into a consistent pattern of mediocrity—each of the last four seasons they’ve finished with 43-47 points—in which they’re not competitive for anything but there’s little pressure on the front office to make meaningful changes. #RCTID
They’ve settled into a consistent pattern of mediocrity—each of the last four seasons they’ve finished with 43-47 points—in which they’re not competitive for anything but there’s little pressure on the front office to make meaningful changes. #RCTID
October 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The Timbers are pretty firmly in the Bad Place.
They’ve settled into a consistent pattern of mediocrity—each of the last four seasons they’ve finished with 43-47 points—in which they’re not competitive for anything but there’s little pressure on the front office to make meaningful changes. #RCTID
They’ve settled into a consistent pattern of mediocrity—each of the last four seasons they’ve finished with 43-47 points—in which they’re not competitive for anything but there’s little pressure on the front office to make meaningful changes. #RCTID
Tuesday morning anniversary flowers, from #warravagedportland.
October 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Tuesday morning anniversary flowers, from #warravagedportland.
Talking to a non-soccer friend:
Me: Yeah, we went to the match last night. It was another draw.
Her: Wow! Last time I talked to you the Timbers had a draw. I didn't know those were so common!
Me: ...yea...
#rctid
Me: Yeah, we went to the match last night. It was another draw.
Her: Wow! Last time I talked to you the Timbers had a draw. I didn't know those were so common!
Me: ...yea...
#rctid
September 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Talking to a non-soccer friend:
Me: Yeah, we went to the match last night. It was another draw.
Her: Wow! Last time I talked to you the Timbers had a draw. I didn't know those were so common!
Me: ...yea...
#rctid
Me: Yeah, we went to the match last night. It was another draw.
Her: Wow! Last time I talked to you the Timbers had a draw. I didn't know those were so common!
Me: ...yea...
#rctid
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Things Portland is currently ravaged by:
Quality dining options
Injured Thorns players
Injured Trailblazers players
PDX airport renovations
Proximity to the Oregon Coast
And the Willamette Valley
And the Columbia River Gorge
Stunning views of Mt Hood
Things Portland is not ravaged by:
War
Quality dining options
Injured Thorns players
Injured Trailblazers players
PDX airport renovations
Proximity to the Oregon Coast
And the Willamette Valley
And the Columbia River Gorge
Stunning views of Mt Hood
Things Portland is not ravaged by:
War
Things Portland is currently ravaged by:
Pizza
Temperate, sunny weather
Coffee
Middling soccer
Sunsets
Farmer’s markets
Apples
Hiking trails
Thai food
Fresh hops
Harvest-ready vineyards
Things Portland is not ravaged by:
War
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Pizza
Temperate, sunny weather
Coffee
Middling soccer
Sunsets
Farmer’s markets
Apples
Hiking trails
Thai food
Fresh hops
Harvest-ready vineyards
Things Portland is not ravaged by:
War
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
September 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Things Portland is currently ravaged by:
Quality dining options
Injured Thorns players
Injured Trailblazers players
PDX airport renovations
Proximity to the Oregon Coast
And the Willamette Valley
And the Columbia River Gorge
Stunning views of Mt Hood
Things Portland is not ravaged by:
War
Quality dining options
Injured Thorns players
Injured Trailblazers players
PDX airport renovations
Proximity to the Oregon Coast
And the Willamette Valley
And the Columbia River Gorge
Stunning views of Mt Hood
Things Portland is not ravaged by:
War
Just me and my little dog boy in #WarRavagedPortland
September 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Just me and my little dog boy in #WarRavagedPortland
Got to see the Bastards pod recorded live last night at Alberta Rose. I learned and laughed a lot thanks to @iwriteok.bsky.social @prophiphop.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social @coolzonemedia.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Got to see the Bastards pod recorded live last night at Alberta Rose. I learned and laughed a lot thanks to @iwriteok.bsky.social @prophiphop.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social @coolzonemedia.bsky.social
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one thing that is true for everyone reading this: unless something changes dramatically the number of people who agree with you on what basic facts constitute "reality" will shrink every year for the rest of your life
September 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
one thing that is true for everyone reading this: unless something changes dramatically the number of people who agree with you on what basic facts constitute "reality" will shrink every year for the rest of your life
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‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
September 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
Y'know what? I just don't think I should have to cry and plead and beg for the insurance that I pay for to cover my asthma medication literally every single time I need to refill it. I don't think that is such a high demand.
September 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Y'know what? I just don't think I should have to cry and plead and beg for the insurance that I pay for to cover my asthma medication literally every single time I need to refill it. I don't think that is such a high demand.
I don't know which is harder/more complicated: trying to get an appointment with a psychiatrist or registering my car with the state of Oregon. I'm really not sure which process is more cumbersome at this point.
September 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I don't know which is harder/more complicated: trying to get an appointment with a psychiatrist or registering my car with the state of Oregon. I'm really not sure which process is more cumbersome at this point.
Fleeting summertime moments of August 2025
September 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Fleeting summertime moments of August 2025
...I am following Gavin Newsom on Instagram despite never deliberately following him?? This is creepy and annoying.
August 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
...I am following Gavin Newsom on Instagram despite never deliberately following him?? This is creepy and annoying.
A live look at the first week of school Salesforce data meltdown.
a woman is crying with the words somebody sedate me written below her
ALT: a woman is crying with the words somebody sedate me written below her
media.tenor.com
August 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
A live look at the first week of school Salesforce data meltdown.