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the best human of the 2030s, back to set right what once went wrong
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not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today
September 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today
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Me, drunk, trying to remember who Joey Chestnut is
September 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Me, drunk, trying to remember who Joey Chestnut is
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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
LOS ANGELES—Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and militarized immigration authorities, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump adm...
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September 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
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thank you for coming to my big announcement that was planned for weeks and not thrown together at the last second to get ahead of speculation that my health is in decline. alabama (taking a huge huff of a mysterious gas like dennis hopper in blue velvet) is in charge of space
September 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
thank you for coming to my big announcement that was planned for weeks and not thrown together at the last second to get ahead of speculation that my health is in decline. alabama (taking a huge huff of a mysterious gas like dennis hopper in blue velvet) is in charge of space
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For people outside the industry, it may not be common knowledge, but one of the most famous bits of technical writing of all time, was Joel Spolsky saying that you should *never* rewrite an entire code base — 25 years ago. www.joelonsoftware.com/2000/04/06/t...
March 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
For people outside the industry, it may not be common knowledge, but one of the most famous bits of technical writing of all time, was Joel Spolsky saying that you should *never* rewrite an entire code base — 25 years ago. www.joelonsoftware.com/2000/04/06/t...
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Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
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March 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness
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Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
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March 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
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Just heard yesterday’s brutal stock market beating called, “The Tesla Chainsaw Massacre” and that’s all I’m calling it from here on out.
March 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Just heard yesterday’s brutal stock market beating called, “The Tesla Chainsaw Massacre” and that’s all I’m calling it from here on out.
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Tired of businesses making things where it’s like “if you don’t have time for lunch, Sponk is a full meal replacement drink”
first of all fuck you I want time for lunch
first of all fuck you I want time for lunch
March 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Tired of businesses making things where it’s like “if you don’t have time for lunch, Sponk is a full meal replacement drink”
first of all fuck you I want time for lunch
first of all fuck you I want time for lunch
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Governor Tim Walz says when Democrats are back in power, people are "not going to expect us to tinker around the edge with the ACA; they're going to expect universal healthcare."
February 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Governor Tim Walz says when Democrats are back in power, people are "not going to expect us to tinker around the edge with the ACA; they're going to expect universal healthcare."
Why am I crying at @officeladies.bsky.social break down of the 1997 bear fight movie The Edge??
February 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Why am I crying at @officeladies.bsky.social break down of the 1997 bear fight movie The Edge??
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Two weeks from now the crew of a nuclear submarine are going to see this email and the subsequent one firing them all.
The President who was doing flyovers at Daytona and golfing through his presidency wants an accounting of every federal employee’s work week or they will be fired. This while Elon Musk won’t account for any of his time to Congress.
February 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Two weeks from now the crew of a nuclear submarine are going to see this email and the subsequent one firing them all.
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Trump: I AM A KING!
NYT: Trump displays a "fondness for regal themes"
NYT: Trump displays a "fondness for regal themes"
February 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Trump: I AM A KING!
NYT: Trump displays a "fondness for regal themes"
NYT: Trump displays a "fondness for regal themes"
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Breaking: Secretary of the Interior Brysin “The Taint” Koch issues official guidance renaming Yellowstone’s historic natural geyser “Old Faithful” to “TFW She Squirt”
February 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Breaking: Secretary of the Interior Brysin “The Taint” Koch issues official guidance renaming Yellowstone’s historic natural geyser “Old Faithful” to “TFW She Squirt”
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“Serving Size: About 12 chips” please get fucking real
February 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
“Serving Size: About 12 chips” please get fucking real
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... “total shutdown” is planned for March 15...
Website for the General Strike:
generalstrikeus.com
OPPOSE! PLEASE REPOST!
Website for the General Strike:
generalstrikeus.com
OPPOSE! PLEASE REPOST!
The General Strike
The General strike -the people united shall never be stopped. If we strike together we can make true real change. Sign the strike card today.
generalstrikeus.com
February 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
... “total shutdown” is planned for March 15...
Website for the General Strike:
generalstrikeus.com
OPPOSE! PLEASE REPOST!
Website for the General Strike:
generalstrikeus.com
OPPOSE! PLEASE REPOST!
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my take is that your willingness to accept this gulf of america nonsense is an indicator of your willingness to accept much worse things coming from this administrator
Trump’s decision to rename the Gulf of Mexico may be upsetting to some, writes @giladedelman.bsky.social, but “in a democracy, values are determined by majority rule, and they don’t shift in only one direction. They can shift back”:
‘The Gulf of America’ Is the Wrong Fight to Pick
The more that politicians mess around with place names, the more important it is to respond according to consistent principles.
www.theatlantic.com
February 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
my take is that your willingness to accept this gulf of america nonsense is an indicator of your willingness to accept much worse things coming from this administrator
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The Eagles aren’t going to the White House again? The right team won the superbowl.
February 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The Eagles aren’t going to the White House again? The right team won the superbowl.