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Headline: EDINBURGH ARTS ORGANISERS REELING AFTER DISCOVERY OF ELEVEN OTHER MONTHS Image: extremely smug man Text: "Christ Alive, get a fucking life guys", commented the current head of Fringe marketing.
August 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Headline: SCOTSMAN READER HAS "SUV PLOUGHING INTO SCHOOL" DREAM AGAIN Image: older man smiling as he wakes and stretches
August 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Headline: PORNOGRAPHY REPLACED WITH MINCE Image: mince
August 21, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Headline: Starmer's Chief Goon says "uuuuh what do we do now boss?" Image: a team of goons
August 20, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Headline: MOO DENG LETTERBOXD PROFILE REVEALED AS FAKE Image: Moo Deng giving Megalopolis a five star review on Letterboxd
August 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Headline: "NEVER EAT YOUR HEROES" REFLECTS WISTFUL CANNIBAL Image: wistful looking man
August 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Headline: gregg Wallace and John Boyne announce podcast Image; Gregg Wallace and John Boyne
August 15, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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headline: AREA MAN'S NEMESIS VERY HAPPY Image: very happy man in field of flowers beneath blue sky
August 14, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Headline: AREA MAN'S INSISTENCE HE FINDS GREEK YOGHURT "NICE" GETTING LESS CONVINCING BY THE MINUTE image: a man eating greek yoghurt and glaring
August 14, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Headline: TRANSPHOBIA ACTUALLY LEAST WEIRD THING ABOUT AREA TRANSPHOBE image a head-measuring device
August 13, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Headline: OASIS TOUR RAISES MILLIONS OF POUNDS FOR OASIS Image: Liam and Noel Gallagher
August 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Opinion piece: You can't even sleep any more, cos of woke
August 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Headline: YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FROM YOUR BANK Image: a single hand pressed against a window pane
August 8, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Opinion piece. Headline: The left needs its own Garfield. By Wolfrom Gladiators
August 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Headline: RACIST FED UP WITH PEOPLE ASSUMING HE'S ALSO A TRANSPHOBE Image: man holding a sheet of paper in front of his face with an angry face drawn on it
August 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Opinion piece. Headline: And if a double decker bus crashes into us/I hope that a full and frank enquiry will be carried out By Wolfrom Gladiators
July 31, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Area Man Feels Jollity Increasingly Forced
Face of a man. His facial expression is at best neutral.
July 30, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Starmer: Britain will not hesitate to give Israel a War ASBO
Keir Starmer
July 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Massive Paedophile Goes Golfing
A golf ball on the edge of a golf hole
July 29, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Opinion: wah. wah. wah. wreeeeeh-eh-eh-eh-pffftbth By NAMELESS BABY Image: sad baby
July 28, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Headline: WOLF KEPT FROM DOOR Image: door with a sign on it reading 'FUCK OFF WOLF'
July 25, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Headline: MAN INSERTS THIRD WOLF Image: a man with wide eyes,
July 24, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Headline: AREA MAN HAS TWO WOLVES OUTSIDE HIM Image: A man looking quite worried about two wolves
July 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Headline: TWO WOLVES INSIDE AREA MAN UNIONISE Image: a wolf placing a vote in a ballot box
July 22, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Headline: INSIDE ZOO ARE TWO WOLVES Image: Two wolves. In a zoo.
July 21, 2025 at 7:34 AM