Decided to turn 41 today. 🎉
July 14, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Decided to turn 41 today. 🎉
Waited WAY too long to read American Psycho and it's becoming and instant favorite.
Gonna stay up past my bedtime with this thing.
Gonna stay up past my bedtime with this thing.
July 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Waited WAY too long to read American Psycho and it's becoming and instant favorite.
Gonna stay up past my bedtime with this thing.
Gonna stay up past my bedtime with this thing.
Me getting arrested because I slipped a note to the Karen Read jury that just says:
You're stressing us out.
You're stressing us out.
June 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Me getting arrested because I slipped a note to the Karen Read jury that just says:
You're stressing us out.
You're stressing us out.
We have to do less political talk and start trying to figure out how do to mass deprogramming.
May 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
We have to do less political talk and start trying to figure out how do to mass deprogramming.
"We have hope. Rebellions are built on hope." - Jyn Erso
May 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"We have hope. Rebellions are built on hope." - Jyn Erso
Begging Canada to not vote to be a part of the American Shit Show.
April 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Begging Canada to not vote to be a part of the American Shit Show.
I hate LinkedIn so much. Came across this post a guy made about HR people being the only dept that has "I ❤️ HR" merch and let me be one to say...the fuck we do. Here's my go-to mug I use almost every workday.
I despise being exposed to shitty LI posts without my consent.
I despise being exposed to shitty LI posts without my consent.
April 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I hate LinkedIn so much. Came across this post a guy made about HR people being the only dept that has "I ❤️ HR" merch and let me be one to say...the fuck we do. Here's my go-to mug I use almost every workday.
I despise being exposed to shitty LI posts without my consent.
I despise being exposed to shitty LI posts without my consent.
I've had Michael Wincott infiltrating my brain the last 24 hours, for no apparent reason, but I'd like to take this time to mention he's one of my Top 5 actors ever.
He deserves way more flowers and also I need a super cut made of just his lines in all his films pls & thx.
He deserves way more flowers and also I need a super cut made of just his lines in all his films pls & thx.
April 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I've had Michael Wincott infiltrating my brain the last 24 hours, for no apparent reason, but I'd like to take this time to mention he's one of my Top 5 actors ever.
He deserves way more flowers and also I need a super cut made of just his lines in all his films pls & thx.
He deserves way more flowers and also I need a super cut made of just his lines in all his films pls & thx.
Didn't realize that people didn't know about haints.
It's why my porch ceiling is blue. You can never be too careful in the South.
It's why my porch ceiling is blue. You can never be too careful in the South.
April 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Didn't realize that people didn't know about haints.
It's why my porch ceiling is blue. You can never be too careful in the South.
It's why my porch ceiling is blue. You can never be too careful in the South.
Sinners had every right to be as good as it is.
Incredible movie.
Incredible movie.
April 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Sinners had every right to be as good as it is.
Incredible movie.
Incredible movie.
Find yourself a love like Vanessa and Wilson.
😬
😬
April 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Find yourself a love like Vanessa and Wilson.
😬
😬
What a fucking donkey....I cannot with any of them
JD Vance just broke apart the College Football Playoff National Championship trophy on live television.
April 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
What a fucking donkey....I cannot with any of them
I'm more shocked that he wasn't already.
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I'm more shocked that he wasn't already.
Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate!
a man wearing an astros jacket holds a baseball in his hand
ALT: a man wearing an astros jacket holds a baseball in his hand
media.tenor.com
March 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate!
Getting harassed at work today.
March 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Getting harassed at work today.
Just finished Say Nothing, which feels appropriate for this day.
But it was a really good series. Now I need to read it.
But it was a really good series. Now I need to read it.
March 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Just finished Say Nothing, which feels appropriate for this day.
But it was a really good series. Now I need to read it.
But it was a really good series. Now I need to read it.
Watching the WCW YT stream and you know what wrestling is missing these days?
Cotton candy salesmen walking through the crowd into pivitol shots.
Sting puts Rick Rude in the Scorpion Deathlock during the heavyweight championship? Cue the cotton candy.
Cotton candy salesmen walking through the crowd into pivitol shots.
Sting puts Rick Rude in the Scorpion Deathlock during the heavyweight championship? Cue the cotton candy.
March 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Watching the WCW YT stream and you know what wrestling is missing these days?
Cotton candy salesmen walking through the crowd into pivitol shots.
Sting puts Rick Rude in the Scorpion Deathlock during the heavyweight championship? Cue the cotton candy.
Cotton candy salesmen walking through the crowd into pivitol shots.
Sting puts Rick Rude in the Scorpion Deathlock during the heavyweight championship? Cue the cotton candy.
The fear level we're at is in the "Oh god, the toddler is driving the car" type of fear.
Not the "power" fear.
Not the "power" fear.
March 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The fear level we're at is in the "Oh god, the toddler is driving the car" type of fear.
Not the "power" fear.
Not the "power" fear.
Morning after the Oscars and there's filming happening in the backyard.
yay hollywood yay.
yay hollywood yay.
March 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Morning after the Oscars and there's filming happening in the backyard.
yay hollywood yay.
yay hollywood yay.
Evidently everyone forgot this part? Why is this a topic again?
February 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Evidently everyone forgot this part? Why is this a topic again?
Everything is awful right now, but I am BEGGING burger king to change their commercial jingle.
February 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Everything is awful right now, but I am BEGGING burger king to change their commercial jingle.
Are the resolutionist still infiltrating the gyms or have they retreated?
February 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Are the resolutionist still infiltrating the gyms or have they retreated?
We still need to launch Jimmy Fallon into the sun.
February 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
We still need to launch Jimmy Fallon into the sun.