Maulondo the Magnificent
@the-magnificent.bsky.social
Known Wizard. Four times Best Selling Author; Pre-Order 'The Lands of Kalamore: An Autobiography'! at this link: ○•○
Guys, I think I'm going to go back to my dimension. Hell might be literally real there, but here it seeps into the hearts of men and shit
February 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Guys, I think I'm going to go back to my dimension. Hell might be literally real there, but here it seeps into the hearts of men and shit
Happy two thousand twenty-five years since the war between Anachmed and Mlonden resulted in the accidental creation of your reality! 😶🌫️
January 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Happy two thousand twenty-five years since the war between Anachmed and Mlonden resulted in the accidental creation of your reality! 😶🌫️
If a tree don't fall on me I'll live till I die
December 31, 2024 at 8:34 PM
If a tree don't fall on me I'll live till I die
If the ocean were whiskey and I were a duck
I'm swim to the bottom and drown to get drunk
I'm swim to the bottom and drown to get drunk
December 31, 2024 at 8:33 PM
If the ocean were whiskey and I were a duck
I'm swim to the bottom and drown to get drunk
I'm swim to the bottom and drown to get drunk
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Illegally sneak a dose of sodium pentathol into former SC Justice Anthony Kennedy's Ovaltine? I'll allow it.
December 14, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Illegally sneak a dose of sodium pentathol into former SC Justice Anthony Kennedy's Ovaltine? I'll allow it.
There will be a brief break in the daily snails as I must battle an ancient demon for 3 days and 3 nights 🥱
December 6, 2024 at 1:17 AM
There will be a brief break in the daily snails as I must battle an ancient demon for 3 days and 3 nights 🥱
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STAN SMITH: You *killed* a healthcare CEO?
ROGER: I didn’t mean to! I was just getting into my role as Giancarlo Assassinito and things got out of hand!
ROGER: I didn’t mean to! I was just getting into my role as Giancarlo Assassinito and things got out of hand!
December 6, 2024 at 12:20 AM
STAN SMITH: You *killed* a healthcare CEO?
ROGER: I didn’t mean to! I was just getting into my role as Giancarlo Assassinito and things got out of hand!
ROGER: I didn’t mean to! I was just getting into my role as Giancarlo Assassinito and things got out of hand!
Snail of the day! 🐌
December 4, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Snail of the day! 🐌
Snail game is very popular in my home realm!
December 1, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Snail game is very popular in my home realm!
Running this again if anyone needs a master of the mystic arts to weave fate for them
November 29, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Running this again if anyone needs a master of the mystic arts to weave fate for them
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me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
This is a limited time offer you know!
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 AM
This is a limited time offer you know!
November 22, 2024 at 8:30 AM
In my home realm, there is a similar event to Thanksgiving, where we eat a large roast bird to commemorate a mass death event!
😶🌫️
😶🌫️
November 21, 2024 at 6:31 AM
In my home realm, there is a similar event to Thanksgiving, where we eat a large roast bird to commemorate a mass death event!
😶🌫️
😶🌫️
November 20, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Thou can also complete the verbal components from behind 🛝
............liscense...........to............freak..........
November 20, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Thou can also complete the verbal components from behind 🛝
I have a license to jive 💃
November 20, 2024 at 12:42 PM
I have a license to jive 💃
I hope I do not encounter a scary fish on my journey
November 20, 2024 at 11:51 AM
I hope I do not encounter a scary fish on my journey
Context for all those without access to The Grey
November 19, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Context for all those without access to The Grey
I can't believe this shit, I JUST re-did Lord Clement's mental wards
His name is MendEVILer
For fucks sake
His name is MendEVILer
For fucks sake
November 19, 2024 at 12:20 PM
I can't believe this shit, I JUST re-did Lord Clement's mental wards
His name is MendEVILer
For fucks sake
His name is MendEVILer
For fucks sake
Thrice one must my name boldly call,
If 'cross the planes my eye will draw,
Through time and space I'll carve a rift
To stand 'afore ye baring staff and spliff
If 'cross the planes my eye will draw,
Through time and space I'll carve a rift
To stand 'afore ye baring staff and spliff
November 19, 2024 at 11:40 AM
Thrice one must my name boldly call,
If 'cross the planes my eye will draw,
Through time and space I'll carve a rift
To stand 'afore ye baring staff and spliff
If 'cross the planes my eye will draw,
Through time and space I'll carve a rift
To stand 'afore ye baring staff and spliff