Matt Houseman
@the-house-dawg.bsky.social
Expert Level Software Engineer, Original Mac Team, Pre-IPO eBay, Pre-IPO Netflix, HP Labs, Walmart Labs, Silicon Valley serial startup lottery winner
From last night’s “South Park” true crime documentary
November 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
From last night’s “South Park” true crime documentary
Bruh don’t know who he is, where he is, or what he’s doing. No doubt he shit himself
October 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Bruh don’t know who he is, where he is, or what he’s doing. No doubt he shit himself
Keep Portland weird❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🤙🤙🤙
October 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Keep Portland weird❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🤙🤙🤙
The information would then be funneled into an existing ICE database built by Palantir.
Can you imagine if the East German Stasi had this capability?😱😱😱😳😳😳
Can you imagine if the East German Stasi had this capability?😱😱😱😳😳😳
October 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The information would then be funneled into an existing ICE database built by Palantir.
Can you imagine if the East German Stasi had this capability?😱😱😱😳😳😳
Can you imagine if the East German Stasi had this capability?😱😱😱😳😳😳
If you say it drunk, does it count?
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If you say it drunk, does it count?
“We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡
September 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
“We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡
“This ain't rock and roll, this is genocide
As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicon hump and your ten-inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was, Todd Browning streak he was
Crawling down the alley on your hands and knee”
As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicon hump and your ten-inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was, Todd Browning streak he was
Crawling down the alley on your hands and knee”
September 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“This ain't rock and roll, this is genocide
As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicon hump and your ten-inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was, Todd Browning streak he was
Crawling down the alley on your hands and knee”
As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicon hump and your ten-inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was, Todd Browning streak he was
Crawling down the alley on your hands and knee”
September 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
There are only two choices: Existentialism or nihilism. Choose wisely…🤔🤔🤔
September 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
There are only two choices: Existentialism or nihilism. Choose wisely…🤔🤔🤔
You libtards need to stop posting that he’s dead. As you can see, he’s as healthy as ever enjoying a round of golf with his caddy today⛳️⛳️⛳️🏌️♂️🏌️♂️🏌️♂️
August 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
You libtards need to stop posting that he’s dead. As you can see, he’s as healthy as ever enjoying a round of golf with his caddy today⛳️⛳️⛳️🏌️♂️🏌️♂️🏌️♂️
“Test me, test me
Why don't you arrest me?
Throw me in the jail house
Until the sun goes down
Till it go down
I had to move
Really had to move
That's why if you please
I am on my bended knees
Bertha don't you come around here anymore”
Why don't you arrest me?
Throw me in the jail house
Until the sun goes down
Till it go down
I had to move
Really had to move
That's why if you please
I am on my bended knees
Bertha don't you come around here anymore”
August 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
“Test me, test me
Why don't you arrest me?
Throw me in the jail house
Until the sun goes down
Till it go down
I had to move
Really had to move
That's why if you please
I am on my bended knees
Bertha don't you come around here anymore”
Why don't you arrest me?
Throw me in the jail house
Until the sun goes down
Till it go down
I had to move
Really had to move
That's why if you please
I am on my bended knees
Bertha don't you come around here anymore”
This banger won the internet today 🔥🔥🔥🏆🏆🏆🤣🤣🤣🪘🪘🪘🎤🎤🎤
August 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This banger won the internet today 🔥🔥🔥🏆🏆🏆🤣🤣🤣🪘🪘🪘🎤🎤🎤
Thunder showers in La Quinta today…🌵🌵🌵🏜️🏜️🏜️🐪🐪🐪🏝️🏝️🏝️🦂🦂🦂🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️🤙🤙🤙
August 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Thunder showers in La Quinta today…🌵🌵🌵🏜️🏜️🏜️🐪🐪🐪🏝️🏝️🏝️🦂🦂🦂🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️🤙🤙🤙
There was nothing like dancing for 3 hours straight at Winterland when Donna and Keith were playing in the band. See what I did there?🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️☮️☮️☮️
#GratefulDead #Winterland
#PlayingInTheBand
#GratefulDead #Winterland
#PlayingInTheBand
August 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
There was nothing like dancing for 3 hours straight at Winterland when Donna and Keith were playing in the band. See what I did there?🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️☮️☮️☮️
#GratefulDead #Winterland
#PlayingInTheBand
#GratefulDead #Winterland
#PlayingInTheBand