The Empress from Beyond
@the-empress.bsky.social
Mad Immortal Prophet from the howling edge of the abyss.
Has a really cute dog.
Has a really cute dog.
Looking for suggestions on making my incredibly bigoted neighbor’s life worse.
November 26, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Looking for suggestions on making my incredibly bigoted neighbor’s life worse.
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if busta rhymes was british he’d be called borcester rhymes
November 15, 2024 at 5:18 PM
if busta rhymes was british he’d be called borcester rhymes
I’m a simple woman. I see a meme about cumming, I like that meme about cumming.
August 20, 2023 at 12:58 AM
I’m a simple woman. I see a meme about cumming, I like that meme about cumming.
And where you saw one set of footprints in the sand, that is where I Ratataouilled you.
August 15, 2023 at 3:33 PM
And where you saw one set of footprints in the sand, that is where I Ratataouilled you.
Me: *rarely posting, not terribly funny, only vaguely horny*
Man, I hope I end up on one of those “who to follow lists”
Man, I hope I end up on one of those “who to follow lists”
August 5, 2023 at 1:20 AM
Me: *rarely posting, not terribly funny, only vaguely horny*
Man, I hope I end up on one of those “who to follow lists”
Man, I hope I end up on one of those “who to follow lists”
True friendship is sending your friends smut recommendations out of the blue.
August 3, 2023 at 11:09 PM
True friendship is sending your friends smut recommendations out of the blue.
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Explaining to my boss that I’m 2 hours late cuz my dog was sleeping on my arm and he was too adorable to disturb
August 1, 2023 at 2:16 PM
Explaining to my boss that I’m 2 hours late cuz my dog was sleeping on my arm and he was too adorable to disturb
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band
August 1, 2023 at 3:36 AM
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band
getting “abandon all hope ye who enter here” as a tramp stamp
getting “this place is not a place of honor” as a tramp stamp
getting “how’s my driving” as a tramp stamp
July 31, 2023 at 11:53 PM
getting “abandon all hope ye who enter here” as a tramp stamp
Being on the Pacific coast means waking up and spending 15 minutes figuring out why a bunny is ableist.
Those rise-and-grind East coasters have been shitposting for hours already about whether a dog is a Karen.
Love to see it.
Those rise-and-grind East coasters have been shitposting for hours already about whether a dog is a Karen.
Love to see it.
July 31, 2023 at 2:34 PM
Being on the Pacific coast means waking up and spending 15 minutes figuring out why a bunny is ableist.
Those rise-and-grind East coasters have been shitposting for hours already about whether a dog is a Karen.
Love to see it.
Those rise-and-grind East coasters have been shitposting for hours already about whether a dog is a Karen.
Love to see it.
I’m going to need Blueskies to appreciate my sweet lil hot dog.
July 27, 2023 at 12:10 AM
I’m going to need Blueskies to appreciate my sweet lil hot dog.
Y’all’d’ve
a lot of the ways I speak irl don't have common/accepted written versions. for example I say "aon't care" instead of "I don't care" but if you write that out online you look like you're making it up
July 25, 2023 at 10:14 PM
Y’all’d’ve
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July 22, 2023 at 4:13 AM
Best personality test is who you try to romance in video games.
What’s your sign? No. Who you trying to marry in Star Dew?
You’re an INFJ? Don’t care. Did you fuck Garrus in ME?
What’s your sign? No. Who you trying to marry in Star Dew?
You’re an INFJ? Don’t care. Did you fuck Garrus in ME?
July 19, 2023 at 9:27 PM
Best personality test is who you try to romance in video games.
What’s your sign? No. Who you trying to marry in Star Dew?
You’re an INFJ? Don’t care. Did you fuck Garrus in ME?
What’s your sign? No. Who you trying to marry in Star Dew?
You’re an INFJ? Don’t care. Did you fuck Garrus in ME?
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
July 18, 2023 at 4:57 AM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
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We gotta stop denying that fascism is already here
July 18, 2023 at 4:12 AM
We gotta stop denying that fascism is already here
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the energy I'm tryna bring to the skyline
July 8, 2023 at 6:27 AM
the energy I'm tryna bring to the skyline
Same glasses!
July 8, 2023 at 5:29 PM
Same glasses!
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I am going to not matter so hard on so many platforms
July 8, 2023 at 5:01 PM
I am going to not matter so hard on so many platforms
Icarus flew too close to the sun. Which is a lesson in hubris.
Couldn’t possibly be me. I’m too smart for that. Definitely smarter than Icarus.
Maybe even smarter than the gods.
Couldn’t possibly be me. I’m too smart for that. Definitely smarter than Icarus.
Maybe even smarter than the gods.
July 7, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Icarus flew too close to the sun. Which is a lesson in hubris.
Couldn’t possibly be me. I’m too smart for that. Definitely smarter than Icarus.
Maybe even smarter than the gods.
Couldn’t possibly be me. I’m too smart for that. Definitely smarter than Icarus.
Maybe even smarter than the gods.