Earl of Sandwich
@the-earlofsandwich.bsky.social
Bring me bread to hold my meat so my cards don't get greasy.
holy shit, I just discovered theres a bunch of unreleased kanye music on youtube and its all great
August 4, 2025 at 7:13 AM
holy shit, I just discovered theres a bunch of unreleased kanye music on youtube and its all great
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subscribing to a print newspaper with the hope that someone will bring me a large fish that i can wrap
March 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
subscribing to a print newspaper with the hope that someone will bring me a large fish that i can wrap
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I’m pretty sure my wife takes me to IKEA every weekend in the hopes that I won’t find my way out.
March 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I’m pretty sure my wife takes me to IKEA every weekend in the hopes that I won’t find my way out.
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Listening to radio ads right now is like "Canadians are strong. Canadians are tough. Canadians never back down. Canadians deserve the best. That's why at Bob's Lube Garage, we know your tire lube should smell like poutine and Lake Erie fish,"
March 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Listening to radio ads right now is like "Canadians are strong. Canadians are tough. Canadians never back down. Canadians deserve the best. That's why at Bob's Lube Garage, we know your tire lube should smell like poutine and Lake Erie fish,"
Me: *hoping for a text from a girl*
My phone, buzzing: "⏳ AI-Powered Market Domination—Schwab’s Trading Hub
Advanced technology fueling superior market insights.
Expected returns: 461%-1581%
👇🏻👇🏻
htttps://cuutt.ly/Rrwbz-yq6?wfj=3ipuW-ZPsr "
My phone, buzzing: "⏳ AI-Powered Market Domination—Schwab’s Trading Hub
Advanced technology fueling superior market insights.
Expected returns: 461%-1581%
👇🏻👇🏻
htttps://cuutt.ly/Rrwbz-yq6?wfj=3ipuW-ZPsr "
February 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Me: *hoping for a text from a girl*
My phone, buzzing: "⏳ AI-Powered Market Domination—Schwab’s Trading Hub
Advanced technology fueling superior market insights.
Expected returns: 461%-1581%
👇🏻👇🏻
htttps://cuutt.ly/Rrwbz-yq6?wfj=3ipuW-ZPsr "
My phone, buzzing: "⏳ AI-Powered Market Domination—Schwab’s Trading Hub
Advanced technology fueling superior market insights.
Expected returns: 461%-1581%
👇🏻👇🏻
htttps://cuutt.ly/Rrwbz-yq6?wfj=3ipuW-ZPsr "
"They say that love comes around. I don't see it."
Early contender for album of the year.
Early contender for album of the year.
Slut Era Interlude
ROLE MODEL · Kansas Anymore (The Longest Goodbye) · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
February 18, 2025 at 9:38 AM
"They say that love comes around. I don't see it."
Early contender for album of the year.
Early contender for album of the year.
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The Washington Post refused to run this ad. Sure would be a shame if it went viral.
February 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The Washington Post refused to run this ad. Sure would be a shame if it went viral.
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Canada in the timeline we get annexed
February 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Canada in the timeline we get annexed
February 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Bro are you ok? Your wizened visage appears forlorn
February 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Bro are you ok? Your wizened visage appears forlorn
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trois rivières? dans cette économie?
February 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
trois rivières? dans cette économie?
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i'm tired of looking at elon's face
February 13, 2025 at 7:44 AM
i'm tired of looking at elon's face
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There's a way for drake to come back from this and that is to make a ska record
February 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
There's a way for drake to come back from this and that is to make a ska record
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Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment (Y.D.A.U.) not feeling that far away at this point.
February 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment (Y.D.A.U.) not feeling that far away at this point.
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Yeah, I practice inbox zero: there's zero chance I'm answering all these emails.
a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Yeah, I practice inbox zero: there's zero chance I'm answering all these emails.
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the bass tone in no one knows by queens of the stone age
February 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
the bass tone in no one knows by queens of the stone age
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i wrote 1200 words about songs for the deaf, on how it is my emotional support album, and was for a time my connection with a reality i had separated from. it's also about what an incredible lineup this was ihavethatonvinyl.com/liner-notes/...
Songs for the Deaf: I Need a Saga. What's the Saga?
" I did a lot of thinking and contemplating, but I also just let the music play sometimes, let it take me away to a faraway desert road with the cow skulls and cacti."
ihavethatonvinyl.com
February 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
i wrote 1200 words about songs for the deaf, on how it is my emotional support album, and was for a time my connection with a reality i had separated from. it's also about what an incredible lineup this was ihavethatonvinyl.com/liner-notes/...
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Airport hack: Put all of your shampoos and lotions and juices in the freezer. They're not liquids anymore. You can take them though security. Checkmate, TSA.
February 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Airport hack: Put all of your shampoos and lotions and juices in the freezer. They're not liquids anymore. You can take them though security. Checkmate, TSA.
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Drake will become the Ea-Nasir of rappers
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Drake will become the Ea-Nasir of rappers
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So are the accusations against Drake serious enough to warrant some kind of police investigation or are we confident that one song pretty much handled it
February 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
So are the accusations against Drake serious enough to warrant some kind of police investigation or are we confident that one song pretty much handled it
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I know "A minor" blew up as like The Line from Not Like Us, for good reason. but I still think "you not a colleague, you a fuckin' colonizer" is extremely underrated
February 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I know "A minor" blew up as like The Line from Not Like Us, for good reason. but I still think "you not a colleague, you a fuckin' colonizer" is extremely underrated
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize