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chat is it insensitive and smug to post about how much I love my wife
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Elderly Woman Keeps Mind Active Justifying Trump’s Actions
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Elderly Woman Keeps Mind Active Justifying Trump’s Actions
LEXINGTON, KY—Stressing the importance of regularly performing mental gymnastics to prevent cognitive decline, local 80-year-old Edna Connolly confirmed Thursday that she keeps her mind active by justifying President Donald Trump’s actions. “I try to break out of my routine and engage my mind by rationalizing what the president is doing, even when it’s completely against […]
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July 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Elderly Woman Keeps Mind Active Justifying Trump’s Actions
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U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt
U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt
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Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle theonion.com/bezos-w...
Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle
VENICE, ITALY—Smiling at the couple’s lighthearted twist on a traditional ring bearer, guests at the wedding of Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez were reportedly delighted this week by the sight of an Amazon worker with a ring tied to his collar crawling down the aisle. “Oh my gosh, my heart is melting—such a good boy,” […]
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If I Don't Get My Medium-Rare Shell Steak With Roasted Vegetables In The Next 10 Minutes, The Terrorists Have Already Won theonion.com/if-i-do...
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If I Don't Get My Medium-Rare Shell Steak With Roasted Vegetables In The Next 10 Minutes, The Terrorists Have Already Won theonion.com/if-i-do...
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FEMA Head Under Fire After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System
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FEMA Head Under Fire After Accidentally Playing Porn On Emergency Alert System
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Heat Wave Doesn’t Bother Local Contrarian
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Heat Wave Doesn’t Bother Local Contrarian
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New Pope Declassifies Jesus Crucifixion Documents
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New Pope Declassifies Jesus Crucifixion Documents
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We need details on this.
June 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
We need details on this.
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Everyone on Twitter right now.
June 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Everyone on Twitter right now.
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Optimistic Researchers Say There Still Time To Head Off Climate Change Before It Starts Killing Rich People theonion.com/optimis...
May 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Optimistic Researchers Say There Still Time To Head Off Climate Change Before It Starts Killing Rich People theonion.com/optimis...
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A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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The moment a squirrel stops to smell a flower
[📸 Dick Van Duijn]
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May 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The moment a squirrel stops to smell a flower
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[📸 Dick Van Duijn]
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Wannabe dictator acting like a dictator.
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Wannabe dictator acting like a dictator.
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Relationship Experts Recommend Single Women Try Bathing In Open Stream Until Suitor Glimpses Them Through Trees theonion.com/relatio...
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Relationship Experts Recommend Single Women Try Bathing In Open Stream Until Suitor Glimpses Them Through Trees theonion.com/relatio...
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Texas Bans Being Different Around Children
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Texas Bans Being Different Around Children
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See the difference? 🤨
May 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
See the difference? 🤨
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The latest from the White House.
May 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The latest from the White House.
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‘Birds of a feather’ RAPE children together…👇
Remember that.
Remember that.
April 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
‘Birds of a feather’ RAPE children together…👇
Remember that.
Remember that.
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