Max
banner
the-cat-named-max.bsky.social
Max
@the-cat-named-max.bsky.social
Just a person trying to live.
Today marks one full year post spinal surgery!

2025, you better not have another one in store for me, and yes, that's a threat.
February 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
No word is strong enough to express my dire need for it to snow so the city shuts down.
I've done two weeks worth of work in three days, I need this.
February 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Slipped a rib drying my hair this morning and now I'm fighting for my life with every breath, yawn, cough and sneeze.

I hate the human body.

#humanbodiessuck
#fuckthis
February 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Reposted by Max
February 4, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Loaf number two was better than the first, I'm still figuring it all out. But it's headed in the right direction!
February 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Reposted by Max
Good and loving and smart and honest people exist. There are a lot of them. More than the bad and cruel and dumb and mendacious.

They're not perfect, they just care for others, even strangers. Not always actively, but as a default.

Find them, celebrate them, commune with them. You are not alone
January 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Reposted by Max
Trump wants to distract you from the fact that he gutted the Aviation Safety Committee and ousted the FAA administrator last week.

Don’t let him.
January 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
An employee doing manager level work in a position labeled as an entry-level position.
A manager doing entry-level work in a position labeled as a Management role.

Make it make sense.
January 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Reposted by Max
yyyyyeah maybe we shouldn’t just “relax”
Intelligence officials are starting to leak to me now too. Here’s a memo Defense Intelligence Agency personnel received instructing them to suspend observances including:
- Holocaust Remembrance Day
- MLK Day
- Juneteenth
January 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The uptick of unmarked police vehicles I've seen is disgusting.

If you're supposed to be considered a public servant, you should be visible to the public.

#StaySafe. #ScreamICE. #ACAB.
January 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Reposted by Max
fun fact: my family and i do this pretty much every night since @852dude.bsky.social taught me about the buffalo part
I play a game with my kids at the dinner table each night. "High, low, buffalo"

High- best thing in your day
Low - worst thing in your day
Buffalo - anything you want us to know.

It's important my kids see me have lows, because shit isn't perfect all the time.
January 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Reposted by Max
Somebody yelled at me for posting about Ganymede instead of /the state of things/ last night.

I know we’re (almost) all on the same page here, but a Bluesky without cute cats, science facts, and dumb jokes would be bad for everyone.
January 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The bread saga continues... My East Coast, ex-pastry chef, coworker took a piece home to her ex-chef husband and is giving me feedback tomorrow.

I'm absolutely terrified. 😅
(Love her to death, still scared shitless)
January 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Reposted by Max
for the next four years Goodbye Earl is about Trump #thechicks #goodbyeearl
January 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Decided to take a shot at making bread for the first time as a distraction this weekend.

Nothing exploded. Nothing came out raw or burnt to a crisp, and to top it off, it was actually edible!
January 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM