Rose_the_bungler
@the-bungler.bsky.social
artsy fartsy whore (MDNI) I'm a trans lass who was born in Feb 2004(do the math) and does stuff but mostly shitposts and I use social media as a way to document some of my wilder thoughts.
💥CW: I make stupid jokes and post sexual stuff💥
💥CW: I make stupid jokes and post sexual stuff💥
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Rose_the_bungler
@the-bungler.bsky.social
· Apr 30
Putting some awesome sauce on my spaghetti and amazeballs.
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Putting some awesome sauce on my spaghetti and amazeballs.
Reposted by Rose_the_bungler
Can I hold your pussy while you pee? I know it probably won't help you aim but I don't care lol
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Can I hold your pussy while you pee? I know it probably won't help you aim but I don't care lol
many many people are asking me this question:
with a dick that big how do you hide it if you wear a skirt?
and my answer to them is this, the trick is to tuck it into your thigh highs.
with a dick that big how do you hide it if you wear a skirt?
and my answer to them is this, the trick is to tuck it into your thigh highs.
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
many many people are asking me this question:
with a dick that big how do you hide it if you wear a skirt?
and my answer to them is this, the trick is to tuck it into your thigh highs.
with a dick that big how do you hide it if you wear a skirt?
and my answer to them is this, the trick is to tuck it into your thigh highs.
an easy way to tell if it's a scam medical call, the wait time, if you get in under 20 minutes, It's pretty suspicious.
(US advice only)
(US advice only)
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
an easy way to tell if it's a scam medical call, the wait time, if you get in under 20 minutes, It's pretty suspicious.
(US advice only)
(US advice only)
Reposted by Rose_the_bungler
HUGE Balls, average dick
the kinda Nuts that you gotta spread your legs for. Pre is constantly leaking, a real problem when you're just trying to get by without needing 5 extra pairs of underwear to change into
Sack so Big and loud you can hear the Cum Churning in em...
Like if u agree
the kinda Nuts that you gotta spread your legs for. Pre is constantly leaking, a real problem when you're just trying to get by without needing 5 extra pairs of underwear to change into
Sack so Big and loud you can hear the Cum Churning in em...
Like if u agree
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
HUGE Balls, average dick
the kinda Nuts that you gotta spread your legs for. Pre is constantly leaking, a real problem when you're just trying to get by without needing 5 extra pairs of underwear to change into
Sack so Big and loud you can hear the Cum Churning in em...
Like if u agree
the kinda Nuts that you gotta spread your legs for. Pre is constantly leaking, a real problem when you're just trying to get by without needing 5 extra pairs of underwear to change into
Sack so Big and loud you can hear the Cum Churning in em...
Like if u agree
if I ever touch my body and my hands have turned into feet, I'm frame 1 putting a real bomb in my bath.
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
if I ever touch my body and my hands have turned into feet, I'm frame 1 putting a real bomb in my bath.
I don't think I can make this joke without getting in trouble
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I don't think I can make this joke without getting in trouble
they call me the Unabonner, cuz I just have one bonner.
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
they call me the Unabonner, cuz I just have one bonner.
fun fact, instead of doing the dishes you can just drop a hand grenade in the sink and then it won't be a problem anymore.
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
fun fact, instead of doing the dishes you can just drop a hand grenade in the sink and then it won't be a problem anymore.
liberals love wonder woman, because they wonder what a woman is.
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
liberals love wonder woman, because they wonder what a woman is.
can someone give me an updated list of words that are slurs? (so I can make sure I don't say them)
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
can someone give me an updated list of words that are slurs? (so I can make sure I don't say them)
I was Scrooge-ing your mom, and I Scrooged inside her, and now she's gonna be scroogenant.
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I was Scrooge-ing your mom, and I Scrooged inside her, and now she's gonna be scroogenant.
why don't furries just wait to reincarnate?
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
why don't furries just wait to reincarnate?
if you give someone an inch they'll take it a mile, so taking my dick is like... 3 miles or something.
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
if you give someone an inch they'll take it a mile, so taking my dick is like... 3 miles or something.
I got dong term memory, I remember every dihh I've seen.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I got dong term memory, I remember every dihh I've seen.
pizza so saucy you gotta eat it with a spoon.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
pizza so saucy you gotta eat it with a spoon.
what the fuck was going on in 2006?
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
what the fuck was going on in 2006?
do Ben Shapiro fans fuck with Weezer?
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
do Ben Shapiro fans fuck with Weezer?
there's a nonzero number of people who went as Charlie Kirk on Halloween.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
there's a nonzero number of people who went as Charlie Kirk on Halloween.
Breaking News! This just in!
The republicans passed the "FUCK YOU GO DIE" bill!
The republicans passed the "FUCK YOU GO DIE" bill!
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Breaking News! This just in!
The republicans passed the "FUCK YOU GO DIE" bill!
The republicans passed the "FUCK YOU GO DIE" bill!
republicans: we won't move an inch on this!
me: how about move an inch on this dick (it's not very big)
me: how about move an inch on this dick (it's not very big)
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 AM
republicans: we won't move an inch on this!
me: how about move an inch on this dick (it's not very big)
me: how about move an inch on this dick (it's not very big)
Tobuscus x Rittenhouse
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Tobuscus x Rittenhouse
The Vatican is the clitoris of Italy.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The Vatican is the clitoris of Italy.
well, I'll be.
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
well, I'll be.
'hey, where's the pizza?'
'it's in my pissa'
'it's in my pissa'
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 AM
'hey, where's the pizza?'
'it's in my pissa'
'it's in my pissa'