thavius.bsky.social
@thavius.bsky.social
Chief, I am happy and carefree too.
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The Bolians, I'm pretty sure.
October 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Got it. I thought there might have been some super secret technique with it.
October 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Wow. Could we get some tasting notes?
October 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Hummus in cast iron? I need to know more.
October 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Chief! I brought your tactical chip-dip container! I hope I'm not too late!
October 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Garak LOVES your tactical chaps, after all.
October 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Sorry Chief, I got here as fast as I could, but not soon enough. I'll have the floor cleaned properly so there'll be no more more unintended trips into the Guac Geyser. It's probably a good thing you wore your tactical sombreo.
October 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"Someone once told me that art is like emotional nutrition. That made sense to me, art feeds my feelings. And if that's the case, consuming AI art is like eating styrofoam." This is such a great observation.
October 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Well, yes. But he does rarely bite his bottom lip while doing it. I don't think Keiko would like THAT look.
September 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Chief, I think those jorts are too tactical.... Garak is giving you a.... look.
September 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Oh, "Freedom of Movement", got it.
September 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Chief, a caller on line 3 is asking exactly how "tactical" are your "tactical ass-less chaps" are.
September 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I saw that Quark had discovered an ancient Earth recipe "Bran Muffins." I think Morn ate 23 of them last night. It was impressive.
September 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Yesh Cheef! QUARK! I need annover double double iriesh wiiiskee. MORN! Tell me more about that story you were telling! * falls off chair *
September 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I saw him doing it, Chief, but I'm not on duty. I reminded Quark that you'd be mad, but he said something about a "tropical lime storm" and "profits" or something. I don't remember exactly, I'm on my third double Irish whiskey.
September 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It's a compressed data stream. Uncompress it and it says "We're trying to reach you about your runabout's extended warranty."
September 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Which one will he say first: Democrat hoax, fake numbers, or Biden's Economy?
September 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Dang, that's gorgeous.
September 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Effective GUIs are wonderful to use. Unfortunately, there's so much bullshit out there I get why you like the simplicity. I like to avoid bullshit.
August 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Chief, I think your last batch with warp plasma was better, I don't think the coolant adds as much oomph.
June 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
CHIEF, I DRANK ABOUT 19 OF THESE SO IF YOU SEE ME BLUESHIFT, THAT'S WHY! GOTTTAAAAAA GOOOOOOOOOO.
June 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Chief, you're saying this like it's a bad thing.
June 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Oh lord, when Morn gets unfrozen, we'll NEVER hear the end of it.
April 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM