Jessy
@thatssojessy.bsky.social
“I don’t want a valuable lime lesson. I just wanted ice cream”.
-Bluey Christine Heeler
Professional yapper about nothing.
-Bluey Christine Heeler
Professional yapper about nothing.
Someone please roast my fantasy football draft
September 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Someone please roast my fantasy football draft
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hellhole it is
Some of my friends with an appearance by @dvaleris.bsky.social
Some of my friends with an appearance by @dvaleris.bsky.social
August 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hellhole it is
Some of my friends with an appearance by @dvaleris.bsky.social
Some of my friends with an appearance by @dvaleris.bsky.social
OMG saving someone’s toes curling as a contact picture is crazy LMAO
July 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
OMG saving someone’s toes curling as a contact picture is crazy LMAO
Everyone, meet the mourning dove that coos outside my window almost everyday at 7am
June 16, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Everyone, meet the mourning dove that coos outside my window almost everyday at 7am
One of my coworkers saw my sweatshirt during a call and I felt joy for the 15 seconds as I expressed how much I love Bluey lol
June 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
One of my coworkers saw my sweatshirt during a call and I felt joy for the 15 seconds as I expressed how much I love Bluey lol
I had to go to CVS again to buy hair grease. Went from 3.49 —>.87 before taxes. Again, not bad at couponing
June 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I had to go to CVS again to buy hair grease. Went from 3.49 —>.87 before taxes. Again, not bad at couponing
My couponing game is pretty strong. Except for a few items, I got everything down by a good bit
May 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My couponing game is pretty strong. Except for a few items, I got everything down by a good bit
With Southampton going down, I want to take this moment to remind folks how absolutely stupid the 2015/16 PL season was
May 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
With Southampton going down, I want to take this moment to remind folks how absolutely stupid the 2015/16 PL season was
Oops! A picture would help!
April 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Oops! A picture would help!
$29.28 plus fees for Eric Collins’ call during Maryland-USC: “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!”
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@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social
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@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social
April 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
$29.28 plus fees for Eric Collins’ call during Maryland-USC: “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!”
youtube.com/shorts/kQgI1...
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social
youtube.com/shorts/kQgI1...
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social
I was messing around on IG and I’m sorry, isn’t JUICE WRLD dead???
March 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I was messing around on IG and I’m sorry, isn’t JUICE WRLD dead???
Why yes, I do bring the chaos
February 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Why yes, I do bring the chaos
Happy Black History Month
February 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Happy Black History Month
A photo from lockdown
December 10, 2024 at 11:31 PM
A photo from lockdown
Let me tell you, a Staub sale hates to see me coming
December 2, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Let me tell you, a Staub sale hates to see me coming
Name a show you’re positive no one remembers but you
November 22, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Name a show you’re positive no one remembers but you
I don’t have any as cool as y’all, but I have met Carla Hall from Top Chef! She was very nice.
November 15, 2024 at 8:07 PM
I don’t have any as cool as y’all, but I have met Carla Hall from Top Chef! She was very nice.
We need to get more people out of that app
This is in the US btw
This is in the US btw
November 10, 2024 at 11:52 PM
We need to get more people out of that app
This is in the US btw
This is in the US btw
I’m gonna get back to my perfume of the moment because I don’t wear it often anymore.
Today is Valentino Born in Roma. I got this during the Sephora sale. I like this better than the original (which I have a travel spray of) but I love the bourbon note that is not in the original.
Today is Valentino Born in Roma. I got this during the Sephora sale. I like this better than the original (which I have a travel spray of) but I love the bourbon note that is not in the original.
November 6, 2024 at 11:20 PM
I’m gonna get back to my perfume of the moment because I don’t wear it often anymore.
Today is Valentino Born in Roma. I got this during the Sephora sale. I like this better than the original (which I have a travel spray of) but I love the bourbon note that is not in the original.
Today is Valentino Born in Roma. I got this during the Sephora sale. I like this better than the original (which I have a travel spray of) but I love the bourbon note that is not in the original.
The way I caught this clue in real time still makes me giggle. Who says nothing comes out from being a total nerd!
May 18, 2023 at 2:25 AM
The way I caught this clue in real time still makes me giggle. Who says nothing comes out from being a total nerd!
I was at the beach this weekend for a wedding. I never go to beaches, so to me this was a big deal.
Anywho, check out the view that I got from Dewey Beach. I wish I could upload the video, but this will do.
Anywho, check out the view that I got from Dewey Beach. I wish I could upload the video, but this will do.
May 9, 2023 at 1:24 AM
I was at the beach this weekend for a wedding. I never go to beaches, so to me this was a big deal.
Anywho, check out the view that I got from Dewey Beach. I wish I could upload the video, but this will do.
Anywho, check out the view that I got from Dewey Beach. I wish I could upload the video, but this will do.