I still have no clue if he means alpha the totally false wolf hierarchy or alpha the financial quantity. I could totally imagine mining Upton Sinclair for investment ideas.

"Oh, if I invest in factories which arbitrage health and safety concerns I could make so much more than everyone else."

Nothing says sleek and modern quite like a rail gun launch. It could even be powered with renewable energy, for sustainable and responsible journo-tossing.

Fresh out of catapults. Can I offer a trebuchet fling?

Well now I wanna know how best to throw different journalists. Like a spear for the super tall and skinny ones, basketball for others, maybe paper airplane style for those with a bigger wingspan?

He dedicated premium real estate in his book to the premise of "pundits are never held accountable for their prognostications, and that's Bad. "
Then, naturally, turned into a pundit.

Half my household is furloughed. I viscerally understand the pain of the shutdown, but our democracy is worth fighting for. Hold the line!

Slightly better view

And chocolate hazelnut rosemary financiers.

Literally got the "New Podcast" notification featuring even more Octopus content an hour after posting about them 🐙 pca.st/episode/118f....
Anywho Nick is great, very personally and professionally excited to listen to this one.

Yes, because this is Bluesky, I do have to make it clear ^that is a joke.

youtu.be/1tX6jdoruH8?... Or, getting ahead of his vacation time.

Honesty, this might be better than hope. It's hope *and* spite all rolled into one.

So many Vibes

Vibes