Me: *Adjusting my headphones because they're falling out*

My headphones: I turn off ☺️

Me: No I-

My headphones: I skip forwards ☺️

Me: Please I just want to stop you falli-

My headphones: I turn volume down ☺️

Me: PLEASE!!!

My headphones: I turn off ☺️

"What happened?"
"I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing."
“I guess things went... a-rye?”
“Please do shut up.”
"You should get out of the sun."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you'll be toast."
"You're an asshole, Charlie."
“You’re right, you deserve butter.”