Harper, Clockwork Hound 🏳️⚧️
@thatharper.bsky.social
Software analyst, book-lover, furry, big fan of sci-fi and fantasy. Jewish. She/they. Wæpenwifestre 🏳️⚧️
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Hey, I'm Harper
I'm a software analyst, occasional writer, general nerd, big fan of sci fi and fantasy. Transformers, Discworld, Little Witch Academia, Ranma 1/2, Steven Universe, there's a lot of things I love.
I'm a nonbinary trans women and I *might* be plural. Still working that out.
👋
I'm a software analyst, occasional writer, general nerd, big fan of sci fi and fantasy. Transformers, Discworld, Little Witch Academia, Ranma 1/2, Steven Universe, there's a lot of things I love.
I'm a nonbinary trans women and I *might* be plural. Still working that out.
👋
🐭: Merle, mostly fronts, mouse, very nerdy and loves science and tech
🐶: Marlowe, dog, she's a butch bitch (her words) and gets things done
🦌: Muriel, peryton, very prone to anxiety, cares a lot about cute things and not offending people
🦇: Merali, bat, she likes cooking, witchcraft, and sensuality
🐶: Marlowe, dog, she's a butch bitch (her words) and gets things done
🦌: Muriel, peryton, very prone to anxiety, cares a lot about cute things and not offending people
🦇: Merali, bat, she likes cooking, witchcraft, and sensuality
If we were going to insist on robots being bipedal anyway, we shouldn't be trying to build humanoids, we should be taking notes from the most wildly successful, long-running biped group on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If we were going to insist on robots being bipedal anyway, we shouldn't be trying to build humanoids, we should be taking notes from the most wildly successful, long-running biped group on the planet
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Ruin a Transformer's name by changing one letter:
Optimus Crime
Optimus Crime
Ruin a Transformer's name by changing one letter:
Enema
Enema
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ruin a Transformer's name by changing one letter:
Optimus Crime
Optimus Crime
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Ruin a Transformer's name by changing one letter:
Jizz
Jizz
Ruin a Transformer's name by changing one letter:
Enema
Enema
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Ruin a Transformer's name by changing one letter:
Jizz
Jizz
Ruin a Transformer's name by changing one letter:
Enema
Enema
Ruin a transformers name by changing a letter:
Megapron
Megapron
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Ruin a Transformer's name by changing one letter:
Enema
Enema
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🍂 casual reminder that if youre questioning if you wanna get a tranny surgery, book the consult now! waitlists take forever, and when it's finally your turn for surgery, you can either get it years earlier than you would otherwise, or you ask to defer it or not do it at all if you've decided against
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
🍂 casual reminder that if youre questioning if you wanna get a tranny surgery, book the consult now! waitlists take forever, and when it's finally your turn for surgery, you can either get it years earlier than you would otherwise, or you ask to defer it or not do it at all if you've decided against
As far as I am aware, Terry Pratchett mentioned the existence of harpies on the Discworld ONCE, in one of the latter books, and never elaborated on it
And I'm gonna be honest that drives me a little batty
He had just introduced goblins a few books before
And I'm gonna be honest that drives me a little batty
He had just introduced goblins a few books before
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
As far as I am aware, Terry Pratchett mentioned the existence of harpies on the Discworld ONCE, in one of the latter books, and never elaborated on it
And I'm gonna be honest that drives me a little batty
He had just introduced goblins a few books before
And I'm gonna be honest that drives me a little batty
He had just introduced goblins a few books before
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Pre-unusual-book-reading prep (for those who’ve been following events further down the thread): Buying junk food and booze to fortify me through this work. First: crisps/potato chips. I go for plain ones to prevent possible unexpected lactose intolerance issues. (1/n)
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Pre-unusual-book-reading prep (for those who’ve been following events further down the thread): Buying junk food and booze to fortify me through this work. First: crisps/potato chips. I go for plain ones to prevent possible unexpected lactose intolerance issues. (1/n)
The Empire of the Golden Scale has fallen. Its people are in chains, its Immortal Empress in a collar. The Dragon Knights who defended it for thousands of years are all beaten, captive, broken.
Except for one.
Friede Drakon Ultima still fights.
The Heartsblood Armor Titania still stands free.
Except for one.
Friede Drakon Ultima still fights.
The Heartsblood Armor Titania still stands free.
November 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The Empire of the Golden Scale has fallen. Its people are in chains, its Immortal Empress in a collar. The Dragon Knights who defended it for thousands of years are all beaten, captive, broken.
Except for one.
Friede Drakon Ultima still fights.
The Heartsblood Armor Titania still stands free.
Except for one.
Friede Drakon Ultima still fights.
The Heartsblood Armor Titania still stands free.
Things with which The Road to El Dorado has given me a lifelong obsession:
-Human golden retrievers with no more than six brain cells
-Sardonic planners who complain constantly
-Sharp ladies
-Giant, kind, slow-moving men who think significantly faster than their outward appearance would indicate
-Human golden retrievers with no more than six brain cells
-Sardonic planners who complain constantly
-Sharp ladies
-Giant, kind, slow-moving men who think significantly faster than their outward appearance would indicate
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Things with which The Road to El Dorado has given me a lifelong obsession:
-Human golden retrievers with no more than six brain cells
-Sardonic planners who complain constantly
-Sharp ladies
-Giant, kind, slow-moving men who think significantly faster than their outward appearance would indicate
-Human golden retrievers with no more than six brain cells
-Sardonic planners who complain constantly
-Sharp ladies
-Giant, kind, slow-moving men who think significantly faster than their outward appearance would indicate
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Thought I would post a new selfie. Shout out to all the big girls. All bodies are beautiful. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Thought I would post a new selfie. Shout out to all the big girls. All bodies are beautiful. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!
awake and alive and eepy
... wanna start dilating earlier than "almost noon"
... wanna start dilating earlier than "almost noon"
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
awake and alive and eepy
... wanna start dilating earlier than "almost noon"
... wanna start dilating earlier than "almost noon"
I wish to report that The Baby will soon be in transit to my location
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I wish to report that The Baby will soon be in transit to my location
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Transformers that are made of organic shapes instead of boxes and hard edges are peak, only passed up by the sphere ones
I am once again reminded that the Raptoricons are COOL and it's a crying shame they haven't been used in anything lately
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Transformers that are made of organic shapes instead of boxes and hard edges are peak, only passed up by the sphere ones
I am once again reminded that the Raptoricons are COOL and it's a crying shame they haven't been used in anything lately
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I am once again reminded that the Raptoricons are COOL and it's a crying shame they haven't been used in anything lately
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Raptoricon shenanigans featuring #Arachnosaur and #DinobotSlash
#Transformers #Maccadams #TFSona #Dinobots
#Transformers #Maccadams #TFSona #Dinobots
October 16, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Raptoricon shenanigans featuring #Arachnosaur and #DinobotSlash
#Transformers #Maccadams #TFSona #Dinobots
#Transformers #Maccadams #TFSona #Dinobots
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For those in the USA just waking up: apparently an X-Men musical debuted at my high school in 2023 and you can listen to all of the (really good!!!) songs here:
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
For those in the USA just waking up: apparently an X-Men musical debuted at my high school in 2023 and you can listen to all of the (really good!!!) songs here:
Awake!!
...actually got some sleep last night. Maybe I should stop setting an alarm while I'm recovering
...actually got some sleep last night. Maybe I should stop setting an alarm while I'm recovering
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Awake!!
...actually got some sleep last night. Maybe I should stop setting an alarm while I'm recovering
...actually got some sleep last night. Maybe I should stop setting an alarm while I'm recovering
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getting really into public humiliation kink (writing for The Atlantic)
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
getting really into public humiliation kink (writing for The Atlantic)
why am I going to sleep so late again??
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM
why am I going to sleep so late again??
To do (ongoing):
Find the joy in creation. Be nourished by the act of writing, or drawing, or crochet, and decouple that enjoyment from the urge to be "good enough". Abandon perfection. Embrace the effort for its own sake.
Find the joy in creation. Be nourished by the act of writing, or drawing, or crochet, and decouple that enjoyment from the urge to be "good enough". Abandon perfection. Embrace the effort for its own sake.
November 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
To do (ongoing):
Find the joy in creation. Be nourished by the act of writing, or drawing, or crochet, and decouple that enjoyment from the urge to be "good enough". Abandon perfection. Embrace the effort for its own sake.
Find the joy in creation. Be nourished by the act of writing, or drawing, or crochet, and decouple that enjoyment from the urge to be "good enough". Abandon perfection. Embrace the effort for its own sake.
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Come watch me put my overpriced Japanese history PhD to work in analyzing the historical aspects of the campy delight that is #YakuzaZero! #TokiKitareri #時きたれり
twitch.tv/riversidewings
twitch.tv/riversidewings
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Novelist, historian, raconteuse, podcaster, Santaku Dynamics tachi-class combat doll, Your Favorite Historydyke. She/彼女. PGH via BEY, PHL, & SDJ. Staff Writer at Unseen Japan.
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November 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Come watch me put my overpriced Japanese history PhD to work in analyzing the historical aspects of the campy delight that is #YakuzaZero! #TokiKitareri #時きたれり
twitch.tv/riversidewings
twitch.tv/riversidewings
I need to be the tall strong butch who gets utterly blindsided and obliterated by a tiny femme gal
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I need to be the tall strong butch who gets utterly blindsided and obliterated by a tiny femme gal
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AWAKE
... stupid alarm
... stupid alarm
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
AWAKE
... stupid alarm
... stupid alarm
gotta start getting to bed earlier again. Good night y'all
November 7, 2025 at 6:33 AM
gotta start getting to bed earlier again. Good night y'all